Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
Some people come to London to see the Abbey and the Tower, but I fear
that our trusty little band came to see the shop windows and the crowds
in the streets.
May the weak and imitative traveller resist the temptation to say that
Fleet street is full of publishing houses, that the British museum
deserves many visits, that the Cheshire Cheese is one of the ancient
taverns, that the new monument in front of the Courts of Law marks the
site of old Temple Bar, that the chapel of King Henry VII. is a superb
example of its own style of decoration, and that one is well repaid for
a trip to Hampton Court. Why seek to corroborate the testimony of so
many letter-writers?
Besides, London does not consist of towers, abbeys, and museums. These
are the remote and infrequent things. After you have left London and
try to call back the huge and restless picture to your mind, the show
places stand dimly in the background. The London which impressed you
and made you feel your own littleness and weakness was an endless swarm
of people going and coming, eddying off into dark courts, streaming
toward you along sudden tributaries, whirling in pools at the open
places, such as Piccadilly Circus and Trafalgar Square. Thousands of
hansom cabs dashed in and out of the street traffic, and the rattling
omnibuses moved along every street in a broken row, and no matter how
long you remained in London you never saw the end of that row.
You go out in London in the morning, and if you have no set programme
to hamper you, you make your way to one of those great chutes along
which the herds of humanity are forever driven.
If you follow the guide-book it will lead you to a chair in which a
king sat 300 years ago. If you can get up an emotion by straining hard
enough and find a real pleasure in looking at the moth-eaten chair,
then you should follow the guide-book. If not, escape from the place
and go to the street. The men and women you find there will interest
you. They are on deck. The chair is a dead splinter of history. All
the people in the street are the embodiment of that history. For
purposes of actual observation I would rather encounter a live cabman
than the intangible, atmospheric suggestion of Queen Elizabeth.
After you have been in London once you understand why your friends who
have visited it before were never able to tell you about it so that you
could understand. It is too big to be put under one focus. The
traveller takes home only a few idiotic details of his stay. He says
that he had to pay for his programme at the theatre, and that he
couldn't get ice at some of the restaurants.
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