Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
When we were shown to our seats in the temple of art we found ourselves
near three Americans, two sedate old men and a motherish woman in whom
goodness and piety were plainly advertised. They were the kind of
people who would not go to an entertainment in the church parlours at
home unless assured by the pastor that the performance would be proper
in all details. Here in Paris they sat in the front row of a music
hall frequented by the gay characters of the boulevard and watched a
pantomime which was calculated to peel the frescoes off the wall. They
were not greatly amazed or shocked, but simply regarded the proceedings
with sober interest. They were doing their plain duty as sight-seers.
Whenever I am in Paris I go to a show-shop in the evening and sit
enthralled, listening to the musical singsong dialogue, of which I
comprehended not one word. The pantomime gives an occasional
flash-light on the story of the play and guess-work does the rest.
After making the rounds of the theatres, it is pleasant relaxation to
watch the outdoor shows. I remember a travelling amusement enterprise
that passed our hotel in the early morning of a fete day.
A big, square-shouldered fellow, with an overcoat almost concealing his
suit of tights, was pulling a hand-cart containing a roll of carpet,
some coils of rope, two chairs, several dumbells, and those worn
blue-painted odds and ends that seem to litter the "show business"
wherever it is encountered.
A smaller man, who did not wear tights, but whose attire, by its faded
jauntiness, suggested his connection with the profession, walked behind
the cart and pushed, although it seemed at times that he leaned more
than he pushed.
Last of all came a stocky and erect young fellow, with a muscular frame
dignifying an over-worn suit of clothes. He carried a valise and one
did not need to see it open to know that it contained the powder,
grease-paint, comb and brush, pocket mirror and bar of soap that
accompany the entertainer on his travels and abide with him so long as
hope remains.
Later in the day the aggregation was seen again, and this time at its
best.
A crowd had formed a fringe around an open space in one of the
boulevard "places" and was watching a performance. The big man who had
pulled the cart seemed to be the workhorse of the company.
His smaller companion, who had held to the cart, was now transformed
into a clown, with baggy costume and painted face.
With much grunting and some grinding of the teeth the big man lifted
dumb-bells into the air and held them there. His face was moist with
perspiration and around the belt line of his tights there were damp
spots.
When he had shown his prowess with dead weights he gathered up the
stocky man, who was also in tights, and held him at arm's length above
his head while his broad abdomen heaved like bellows.
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