Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
"Old Man" Willoughby, as he was known at home, owned and edited a
successful daily paper on the outskirts of the Michigan pine belt. He
was a wheel horse in the party and for forty years had supported the
caucus nominees. The aspiring politician who wished to go to Congress
had to go and see Willoughby with his hat in his hand. He helped to
make and unmake United States Senators and was consulted regarding
appointments. But he never had asked anything for himself. His two
boys went to college at Ann Arbor, and when the younger came home with
his degree and began to take a hand in running the paper Mr. Willoughby
found himself, for the first time in his life, relieved of wearing
responsibilities. He was well fixed financially and still in the prime
of life--not due to retire permanently, but ready to take it easy. For
years he had nursed a vague desire to travel beyond the limits of his
native land. Mrs. Willoughby, who in the home circle was known as
"Ma," was a devotee of the Chautauqua Circle, and she, too, had an
ambition born of much reading to pack up and go somewhere. The family
doctor said that a visit to some milder climate, far from the rigours
of northern winter, would be a positive benefit to her.
[Illustration: _Had to go and see Willoughby_]
So Mr. and Mrs. Willoughby began to study the atlas. One of the sons
suggested to "Old Man" Willoughby that he could take a trip to an
attractive southern country at the minimum expense by securing an
appointment as consul. And, of course, apart from the financial
advantage, there would be the glory of representing a great nation and
hoisting the flag over a benighted foreign population. The suggestion
appealed very strongly to Mr. Willoughby. He wrote to the Congressman
and the Senator, and wanted to know if there was a vacancy--salary no
object, but he would like to go into a mild and equable climate where
he could pick cocoanuts.
His friends at Washington simply overturned the State Department in
their eagerness to give him what he wanted. They discovered that there
was somewhere on the map a city called Gallivancia. It was down by the
southern seas--the abode of perpetual summer and already enjoying a
preliminary boom as a resort. The acting consul had been a British
subject. The pay was so small that no enterprising American had wanted
the job. "United States Consul at Gallivancia" reverberated pleasantly
in the imagination of Mr. Willoughby. He told his friends at
Washington to go after the place, and in less than no time his daily
paper announced that he had "accepted" the appointment.
The politicians represented to the State Department that Mr. Willoughby
was a sturdy patriot of unimpeachable character and great ability--all
of which was true. They might have added that he would be just as much
at home in Gallivancia as a polar bear would be on India's coral strand.
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