Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
"Emigrants.--Alongside of our ship lay a German steamer about to sail
for America. The tender made trips to and from the dock, and every
time she came out she was filled to the last inch with Italian
emigrants. We saw hundreds of them disappear into the ship, so many it
seemed they must have been packed in below by hydraulic pressure,
otherwise there wouldn't have been room for them. All headed for the
land of the free to build railroads. Englishman wanted to know why
there was such heavy emigrant traffic at this particular season. Told
him they were hurrying over to vote at the April election in Chicago.
He believed it. Come to think of it, I believe it myself."
This is Mr. Peasley's notebook up to the present moment, just as we are
departing for Alexandria. He admits that he may have overlooked a few
minor points of interest, but he more than made up by neglecting to
mention Napoleon's tomb or the Moulin Rouge.
Since arriving in Naples this morning Mr. Peasley has arranged with the
tourist agency to change his ticket, and he will accompany us to Egypt.
IN CAIRO
CHAPTER XI
CAIRO AS THE ANNUAL STAMPING GROUND FOR AMERICANS
AND WHY THEY MAKE THE TRIP
"It's a small world."
This is one of the overworked phrases of the globe-trotter. It is used
most frequently by those who follow the beaten paths. In other words,
we find it difficult to get away from our acquaintances. Not that we
wish to get away from them; on the contrary, when we are stumbling
along some unfamiliar thoroughfare six thousand miles from home and
bump into a man with whom we have a nodding acquaintance in Chicago, we
fall upon his neck and call him brother. It must be very annoying to
criminals and celebrities who are trying to hide their identities, but
to the ordinary traveller it is always a glad surprise to find a friend
coming right out of the ground in a corner of the world supposed to be
given over to strangers.
[Illustration: _Very annoying to criminals and celebrities_]
There are certain spots on the earth which may be classed as definite
headquarters for wanderers. It is said that in the summer season any
person of any nationality who seats himself in front of the Cafe de la
Paix in Paris may confidently gamble on hailing an acquaintance in less
than fifteen minutes. Trafalgar Square, in London, is called by the
Britishers the actual kernel of civilisation. The long corridor of the
Waldorf is the temporary abode of folks from almost everywhere. The
big "front porch" here at Shepheard's Hotel, in Cairo, will surely have
two or three friends waiting for you when you arrive. The Grand Hotel,
in Yokohama, has been for many years a sort of clearing-house for
travellers--circumnavigators moving aside to let the other crowd pass.
Then there is (was, alas!) the Palace, in San Francisco, and the
Auditorium, in Chicago--definite rallying points for mortals who move
about.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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