Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
"Tell him, please, that I am educate at the Presbyterian Mission," said
he. "I speak only English and Arabic."
We questioned him later and learned that he took Mr. Peasley to be a
Russian. This one little experience rather discouraged our travelling
companion. He said it was foolish to waste important dialogue on a lot
of benighted ignorami who did not know their own language.
As a matter of fact, English carries the tourist everywhere in Egypt.
The American Mission School, supported by the Presbyterians, is a proud
local institution in each good-sized town. At every landing along the
river small boys from the mission schools would come down to the boat
to ask for English books. These requests were such a welcome variation
from the everlasting howl for "baksheesh" that the over-generous
passengers soon gave away all the reading matter on board and had
nothing left for themselves except Baedekers and time tables. I saw a
silver-haired old lady from Philadelphia give to a coal-black and
half-naked child of eight a volume of Browning's poems in paper cover.
The dusky infant clasped the book to his bare bosom and shouted his
thanks as the boat headed up stream, and the old lady was so gratified
and happy that she stood looking at him with tear-dimmed eyes and never
gave a thought as to what might happen to his intellect. At one town,
just as we were casting off, I threw an American magazine to a handsome
little tike who had been asking for English literature. It fell on the
dock, and twenty small boys began fighting for it and tearing it to
pieces. I never saw such a thirst for advertising matter.
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