In the Arena: Stories of Political LifeTarkington, Booth
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In the Arena: Stories of Political Life
Tarkington, Booth
Political fiction, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Mr. Pixley's small eyes lowered furtively. He glanced once toward the
door, stroked his stubby chin, and answered softly: “Don't you be too
sure of that, young feller. Them banks is fightin' each other ag'in!”
“Bank? Fight? W'at eesa that?” inquired the merchant, with an entirely
blank mind.
“There's one thing it _ain't_,” replied the other, in the same
confidential tone. “It ain't no two-by-four campaign. All I got to say
to you boys is: 'Foller yer leader'--and you'll wear pearl
collar-buttons!”
“Vote a Republican,” interjected Leo Vesschi gutturally.
The furtiveness of Mr. Pixley increased.
“Well--mebbe,” he responded, very deliberately. “I reckon I better
put you boys next, right now's well's any other time. Ain't nothin'
ever gained by not bein' open 'n' above-board; that's my motto, and I
ack up to it. You kin ast 'em, jest ast the boys, and you'll hear it
from each-an-dall: 'Frank Pixley's _square_!' That's what they'll
tell ye. Now see here, this is the way it is. I ain't worryin' much
about who goes to the legislature, or who's county-commissioners, nor
none o' _that. Why_ ain't I worryin'? Because it's picayune. It's
peanut politics. It ain't where the money is. No, sir, this campaign
is on the treasurership. Taylor P. Singleton is runnin' fer treasurer
on the Republican ticket, and Gil. Maxim on the Democratic. But that
ain't where the fight is.” Mr. Pixley spat contemptuously. “Pah!
whichever of 'em gits it won't no more'n draw his salary. It's the
banks. If Singleton wins out, the Washington National gits the use of
the county's money fer the term; if Maxim's elected, Florenheim's bank
gits it. Florenheim laid down the cash fer Maxim's nomination, and the
Washington National fixed it fer Singleton. And it's big money, don't
you git no wrong idea about _that_!”
“Vote a Republican,” said Toby politely.
A look of pain appeared upon the brow of the committee-man.
“I reckon I ain't hardly made myself clear,” he observed, somewhat
plaintively. “Now here, you listen: I reckon it would be kind of resky
to trust you boys to scratch the ticket--it's a mixed up business,
anyway--”
“Vote a straight!” cried Pietro, nodding his head,
cheerfully. “_Yess!_ I teach Leo; yess, teach all these”--he
waved his hands to indicate the melancholy listeners--“teach them
all. Stamp in a circle by that eagle. Vote a Republican!”
“What I was goin' to say,” went on the official, exhibiting tokens of
impatience and perturbation, “was that if we _should_ make any
switch this year, I guess you boys would have to switch straight.”
“'Tis true!” was the hearty response. “Vote a straight
Republican. Republican eternall!”
Pixley wiped his forehead with a dirty handkerchief, and scratched his
head. “See here,” he said, after a pause, to Toby. “I've got to go
down to Collins's saloon, and I'd like to have you come along. Feel
like going?”
“Certumalee,” answered Toby with alacrity, reaching for his hat.
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