In the Arena: Stories of Political LifeTarkington, Booth
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In the Arena: Stories of Political Life
Tarkington, Booth
Political fiction, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Yessir, you! You walk out there and lounge up towards the drug-store
and jest look over to Charley and nod twice. Then you stand on the
corner and watch and see what you see. When you _see_ it, you
yell fer Charley and git into the drug store telephone, and call up
the health office and git their men up here and into that Dago cellar
like hell! The nigger'll be there. They don't know him, and he'll just
drop in to try and sell the Dagoes some policy tickets. You understand
_me_?”
“Mother Mary in heaven!” The policeman sprang up. “What are you going
to do?”
“What am I going to do?” shrilled the other, the light of a monstrous
pride in his little eyes. “I'm goin' to quarantine them Dagoes fer
fourteen days. They'll learn some politics before I git through with
'em. Maybe they'll know enough United States language to foller their
leader next time!”
“By all that's mighty, Pixley,” said the policeman, with an admiration
that was almost reverence, “you _are_ a schemer!”
“Mein Gott!” screeched Bertha's uncle, snapping his teeth fiercely on
his pipe-stem, as he flung open the door of the girl's room. “You want
to disgraze me mit der whole neighbourhoot, 'lection night? Quid ut!
Stob ut! Beoples in der streed stant owidside und litzen to dod
grying. You _voult_ goin' to marry mit a Dago mens, voult you!
Ha, ha! Soife you right! He run away!” The old man laughed unamiably.
“Ha, ha! Dago mens foolt dod smard Bertha. Dod's pooty tough. But,
bei Gott, you stop dod noise und ect lige a detzent voomans, or you
goin' haf droubles mit your uncle Louie Gratz!”
But Bertha, an undistinguishable heap on the floor of the unlit room,
only gasped brokenly for breath and wept on.
“Ach, ach, ach, lieber Gott in Himmel!” sobbed Bertha. “Why didn't
Toby come for me? Ach, ach! What iss happened mit Toby? Somedings iss
happened--I _know_ ut!”
“Ya, ya!” jibed Gratz; “somedings iss heppened, I bet you! Brop'ly
he's got anoder vife, dod's vot heppened! Brop'ly _leffing_ ad
you mit anoder voomans! Vot for dit he nefer tolt you vere he lif? So
you voultn't ketch him; dod's der reason! You're a pooty vun,
_you_ are! Runnin' efter a doity Dago mens! Bei Gott! you bedder
git oop und back your glo'es, und stob dod gryin'. I'm goin' to mofe
owid to-morrow; und you kin go verefer you blease. I ain'd goin' to
sday anoder day in sitch a neighbourhoot. Fife more smallpox lanterns
yoost oop der streed. I'm goin' mofe glean to der oder ent of der
city. Und you can come by me or you can run efter your Dago mens und
his voomans! Dod's why he dittn't come to marry you, you grazy--ut's a
voomans!”
“No, _no_,” screamed Bertha, stopping her ears with her
forefingers. “Lies, lies, lies!”
A slatternly negro woman dawdled down the street the following
afternoon, and, encountering a friend of like description near the
cottage which had been tenanted by Louie Gratz and his niece, paused
for conversation.
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