In the Arena: Stories of Political LifeTarkington, Booth
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In the Arena: Stories of Political Life
Tarkington, Booth
Political fiction, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Sometimes the old man sat down at one of the writing tables, in a
corner of the lobby, and, annexing a sheet of the hotel note-paper,
“wrote home” to Henry. He sat with his head bent far over, the broad
brim of his felt hat now and then touching the hand with which he kept
the paper from sliding; and he pressed diligently upon his pen,
usually breaking it before the letter was finished. He looked so like
a man intent upon concealment that the reporters were wont to say:
“There's Uncle Billy humped up over his guilty secret again.”
The secret usually took this form:
“Dear Son Henry:
“I would be glad if you was here. There is big doings. Hurlbut give
it to them to-day. He don't give the Republicans no rest, he lights
into them like sixty you would like to see him. They are plenty nice
fellows in the Republicans too but they lay mighty low when Hurlbut
gets after them. He was just in the office but went out. He always has
a segar in his mouth but not lit. I expect hes quit. I send you
enclosed last week's salary all but $11.80 which I had to use as
living is pretty high in our capital city of the state. If you would
like some of this hotel writing paper better than the kind I sent you
of the General Assembly I can send you some the boys say it is free. I
think it is all right you sold the calf but Wilkes didn't give you
good price. Hurlbut come in while I was writing then. You bet he can
always count on Wm. Rollinson's vote.
“Well I must draw to a dose, Yours truly
“Your father.”
“Wm. Rollinson” was not aware that he was known to his colleagues and
the lobby and the Press as “Uncle Billy” until informed thereof by a
public print. He stood, one night, on the edge of a laughing group,
when a reporter turned to him and said:
“The _Constellation_ would like to know Representative
Rollinson's opinion of the scandalous story that has just been told.”
The old man, who had not in the least understood the story, summoned
all his faculties, and, after long deliberation, bent his plaintive
eyes upon the youth and replied:
“Well, sir, it's a-stonishing, a-stonishing!”
“Think it's pretty bad, do you?”
Some of the crowd turned to listen, and the old fellow, hopelessly
puzzled, stroked his beard with a trembling hand, and then, muttering,
“Well, young man, I expect you better excuse me,” hurried away and
left the place. The next morning he found the following item tacked to
the tail of the “Legislative Gossip” column of the _Constellation_:
“UNCLE BILLY ROLLINSON HORRIFIED
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