She got lost. It couldn't be my daddy--the Bishop was that. But it
was her husband, so who could it be?
"Evening, Bishop. Hello, Henrietta, back so soon from the opera?"
roared Edward, in a big, husky voice. He'd had more since we saw him,
but he walked straight as the Bishop himself, and he's a dear little
ramrod. "Ah!"--his eyes lit up at sight of me--"ah, Miss--Miss--of
course, I've met the young lady, Henrietta, but hang me if I haven't
forgotten her name."
"Miss--Miss Murieson," lied the old lady, glibly. "A--a relative."
"Why, mummy!" I said reproachfully.
"There--there. It's only a joke. Isn't it a joke, Edward?" she
demanded, laughing uneasily.
"Joke?" he repeated with a hearty bellow of laughter. "Best kind of a
joke, I call it, to find so pretty a girl right in your own house, eh,
Bishop?"
"Why does he call my father 'Bishop', mummy?"
I couldn't help it. The fun of hearing the Dowager lie and knowing the
Bishop beside himself with the pain of deception was too much for me.
I could see she didn't dare trust her Edward with my sad story.
"Ho! ho! The Bishop--that's good. No, my dear Miss Murieson, if this
lady's your mother, why, I must be--at least, I ought to be, your
father. As such, I'm going to have all the privileges of a
parent--bless me, if I'm not."
I don't suppose he'd have done it if he'd been sober, but there's no
telling, when you remember the reputation the Dowager had given him.
But he'd got no further than to put his arm around me when both the
Bishop and the Dowager flew to the rescue. My, but they were shocked!
I couldn't help wondering what they'd have done if Edward had happened
to see the Bishop in the same sort of tableau earlier in the afternoon.
But I got a lucid interval just then, and distracted their attention.
I stood for a moment, my head bent as though I was thinking deeply.
"I think I'll go now," I said at length. "I--I don't understand
exactly how I got here," I went on, looking from the Bishop to the
Dowager and back again, "or how I happened to miss my father. I'm
ever--so much obliged to you, and if you will give me my hat, I'll take
the next train back to college."
"You'll do nothing of the sort," said the Dowager, promptly. "My dear,
you're a sweet girl that's been studying too hard. You must go to my
room and rest--"
"And stay for dinner. Don't you care. Sometimes I don't know how I
get here myself." Edward winked jovially.
Well, I did. While the Dowager's back was turned, I gave him the
littlest one, in return for his. It made him drunker than ever.
"I think," said the Bishop, grimly, with a significant glance at the
Dowager, as he turned just then and saw the old cock ogling me, "the
young lady is wiser than we. I'll take her to the station--"
The station! Ugh! Not Nance Olden, with the red coat still on.
"Impossible, my dear Bishop," interrupted the Dowager. "She can't be
permitted to go back on the train alone."
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