Mountain life -- Tennessee -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Waal, they holps ye mightily, plowin’ an’ sech, don’t they,—the biggest
ones; an’ one o’ the gals kin cook, that thar spry one, ’bout fifteen
year old; I’m a-goin’ ter wait fur her,—beats all the grown ones in the
cove fur looks,” said the specious Jerry Price. “An’ they air all mighty
good chill’n, ain’t they? Oughter be. Good stock.”
“Naw, sir; naw, sir!” the old man replied, so precipitately that his
iterative mutter had the effect of interruption. “Durries’ meanes’
chill’n I ever see. Ripenin’ fur hell! Scandalous mean chill’n.”
“I reckon so,” said Rood suddenly. “Thar goes one o’ ’em now.” He pointed
to a scapegrace ten years of age, perhaps, clad in a suit of light blue
checked cotton. His trousers reached to his shoulder blades, and were
sustained by a single suspender. A ragged old black hat was perched
on the back of his tow head. He had the clothes-line tied to the hind
leg of a pig which he was driving. He seemed to be in high feather,
and apparently felt scant lack of a more spirited steed. In fact, the
pig gave ample occupation to his skill, coming to a halt sometimes and
rooting about in an insouciant manner, reckless of control. When he was
pushed and thumped and forced to take up the line of march, he would
squeal dolorously and set out at a rate of speed hardly predicable of the
porcine tribe. “Look how he’s a-actin’ to that thar pore peeg,” added
Rood.
Old Gus Griff fixed his dark eye upon him.
“Enny friend o’ yourn?” he asked.
“Who?” demanded Rood, amazed.
“That thar peeg.”
“Naw, o’ course not.”
“Then keep yer jaw off’n him. Who set ye up ter jedge o’ the actions o’
my gran’chile. That thar boy’s name air ’Gustus Thomas Griff—fur _me_!
An’ I got nine mo’ gran’chil’n jes’ like him. An’ ye lay yer rough
tongue ter a word agin one o’ ’em, an’ old ez I be I’ll stretch ye out
flat on that thar groun’ they air a-medjurin’ ter shoot on. Ye greasy
scandal-hit scamp yerse’f!”
Rood was fain to step back hastily, for the miller came blustering
up with an evident bellicose intention. “Lord A’mighty, old man!” he
exclaimed, “I never said nuthin’ agin ’em, ’cept what ye say yerse’f. I
wouldn’t revile the orphan!”
“Jes’ stop a-pityin’ ’em, then, durn ye!” exclaimed the exacting old man.
“They ain’t no orphans sca’cely nohows, with thar grandad an’ sech alive.”
“That’s what I knowed, Mr. Griff,” said the bland Price, standing
between them. “Pete’s jes’ ’bidin’ the time o’ the fool-killer. Must be
a powerful rank crap fur him somewhar, bein’ ez Pete’s spared this long.
That’s what I knowed an’ always say ’bout them chill’n.”
The old man, mollified for the instant, paused, his gnarled knotted
hands shaking nervously, the tremor in his unseen lips sending a vague
shiver down all the length of his silver beard. The excitement, painful
to witness, was dying out of his eager eyes, when a mad peal of laughter
rang out from the recesses of the old mill.
“What be that thar blamed idjit a-doin’ of now! him an’ that thar minkish
Mink!”
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