Mountain life -- Tennessee -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Jerry,” she said, observing that Mrs. Purvine had fallen asleep in
her chair, her moon face all askew, her idle hands neatly rolled up in
her apron,—“Jerry, I reckon ye wouldn’t want me a-goin’ testifyin’ ter
Shaftesville ef ye knowed I seen you-uns leave the jug that evenin’ in
Boke’s barn. I sca’cely b’lieved ’twar ye, at fust, all of ye acted so
cur’ous; I ’lowed ’twar sperits in yer likeness. An’ I seen the distiller
kem an’ git the jug. An’ he seen me.”
“Look-a-hyar, Lethe!” exclaimed Jerry, seriously. “Don’t joke ’bout sech
ez that. Ye know the moonshiners mought fairly kill ye, ef they fund out
ye knowed an’ tole on ’em. They hev done sech afore now. Ye keep yer
mouth shet an’ yer tongue ’twixt yer teeth, ef ye knows what’s healthy
fur ye.”
“I ain’t jokin’,” said Alethea.
“Ye mind what I say,” declared Jerry. “I ain’t afeard myself o’ the
moonshiners nor the revenuers, nare one,—ain’t got no call ter be,—but
words sech ez ye air speakin’ air powerful ticklish an’ techy kind o’
talk. Ye better tend ter the cows an’ sheep an’ weavin’ an’ sech, an’
leave the men’s business alone. I hev never knowed,” continued Jerry,
a trifle acrimoniously, “a woman git ten steps away from home but what
she acts ez ef she hed tuk off her brains an’ lef’ ’em thar along of her
every-day clothes.”
“I jes’ went ter git the lam’ out’n a hole,” said Alethea, in no wise
daunted, and ready with her retort. “His leg’s mendin’, though he hops
some yit. An’ I war in the cow-pen when the moonshiner kem an’ talked ter
me.”
“Listen at ye, a-settin’ talkin’ ’bout law-breakers,” said the fastidious
Mrs. Purvine, who had abruptly waked. “I ain’t kin ter none o’ ’em. Naw,
sir, an’ I wouldn’t own it ef I war. Mind me o’ yer uncle Pettin Guyther,
ez war always talkin’ ’bout murder an’ robbery: every tale he told they
killed the folks a diff’ent way,—spilled thar blood somehows, an’ cracked
thar skulls bodaciously; an’ whenever he’d git hisself gone from hyar I
useter be ’feared lawless ones would kem hyar of a night ter thieve an’
kill, knowin’ ez I hed consider’ble worldly goods. The Bible say riches
ain’t no ’count. Mebbe so, but I ain’t so sure ’bout that.”
Perhaps it was her clock which she had in mind, for—without any monition
from it, however—she added, “Time ter go ter bed, chill’n,—time ter go
ter bed.”
She did not rise from her chair at once. She admonished Jerry to “kiver”
the fire with ashes, and watched him as he did it. Then he tramped up
the ladder to the roof-room, noisily enough to wake the dead, perhaps,
but not aunt Dely’s boys.
She gave a long, mournful yawn of sleepiness and fatigue, and stretched
her arms wearily above her head. Then with sudden cheerfulness she
exclaimed, “Lethe, ye hain’t never hed a chance ter sleep in the bedroom!”
She spoke as if there were but one on the face of the earth.
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