"My bed's my bed. Get off. Sit on your own bed. Just now you raised a row because one of us was sitting on yours. Get away from here and be quick about it." The old légionnaire rose slowly. "Viens là bas!" he yelled. "Come down below to the yard with me. I'll teach you that a good-for-nothing recruit should respect an old soldier. Come down!" Together we descended the stairs, a few other légionnaires following. The bugler was amongst them. "Give him hell," he said. "Look out for his feet!" I was very pleased with myself. It was bad enough to be in the Legion, but one could at least play the man.... At the back entrance of the company's quarters, in a small alley-way, we found a quiet spot to settle our little difference. He kicked furiously in French fashion, and I barely managed to escape. Then we closed in and in a second were rolling over and over on the gravel-covered ground. Now one had the upper hand, now the other. My antagonist's strength surpassed mine by far. I could do but very little in his iron grip. I began to wonder how many of my ribs would survive the fray. But all at once I got the upper hand. Again and again he tried to get a grip of my throat, but I caught his hand every time. We rolled over and over. My strength was fast sinking. At the last moment almost, I noticed a big stone on the ground quite near his head. I wrested my hand free. Seizing my antagonist by the hair, I pounded his head against the stone as hard as I could. Once--twice--four times.... His grip relaxed.... "Assez!" he yelled, "enough." "Très bien," the onlooking old légionnaires said, "very good." The bugler was disgusted. (So was I.) "Now that's the Legion all over. I wonder why the people here can't box like Christians instead of rolling about like pigs. You've licked him, though. And that's all right." The man I had "fought" with rose with some difficulty and walked up to me. We shook hands.... "You were in the right when you ordered me off your bed," he said. "Parbleu, that was a good idea with the stone. Eh, you'll be a good légionnaire very soon. We men of the Legion quarrel often, but at heart we're always comrades. C'est la Légion! I propose we return to our quarters again...." And in the room we brushed the dust from each other's uniforms, like old friends.... * * * * * "You're tired, I guess," said the bugler with a grin. "Let's go and have a litre." I had no objection. "I am paying for this," he declared, as we crossed the drill-ground. The regimental canteen was in a small building in a corner of the barrack square. We opened the door and--I at least must have looked very much surprised. There was an awful noise in the little room. A great many soldiers were talking and laughing and singing and yelling in many languages; in German, French, English, Italian and Spanish--there was the jingle of many bottles and glasses. As we entered a German was singing: