In the Mayor's ParlourFletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
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In the Mayor's Parlour
Fletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
Detective and mystery stories
The Coroner silently took the letter which was passed across to him from
the witness, withdrew a sheet of paper from it, and read the contents
with an inscrutable face and amidst a dead silence. It seemed a long
time before he turned to the jury. Then, he held up the sheet of paper
and the envelope which had contained it.
"Gentlemen!" he said. "I shall have to draw your particular attention
to this matter. This is an anonymous letter. From the date on the
postmark, it was received by the late Mayor about a week before he
showed it to Mr. Epplewhite. It is a typewritten communication. The
address on the envelope is typewritten; the letter itself is
typewritten. I will now read the letter to you. It is as follows:
"'MR. MAYOR,
"'You are a young man in an old town, but you are old enough and
sharp enough to take a hint. Take one now, and mind your own
business. What business is it of yours to interfere with good old
customs in a place to which you don't belong and where you're still
a comparative stranger? You only got elected to the Mayoral chair
by one vote, and if you are fool enough to think that you and those
behind you are strong enough to upset things you'll find yourself
wrong, for you won't be allowed. There's something a deal stronger
in this town than what you and them are, and that you'll see
proved--or happen you won't see it, for if you go on as you are
doing, putting your nose in where you've no right, you'll be made
so that you'll never see nor hear again. Things is not going to be
upset here for want of putting upsetters out of the way; there's
been better men than you quietly sided for less. So take a quiet
warning, leave things alone. It would become you a deal better if
you'd be a bit more hospitable to the Council and give them a glass
of decent wine instead of the teetotal stuff you disgraced the
table with when you gave your Mayoral banquet--first time any
Mayor of this good old borough ever did such a thing. There's them
that's had quite enough of such goings-on, and doesn't mind how
soon you're shifted. So mend your ways before somebody makes them
as they'll never need mending any more.'
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