'It does make one feel very healthy,' I said.
There were several things I wanted to say instead of this, things
suggested by her remark, but I refrained. I mean to be careful now to
let my communications with Mrs. Barnes be Yea, yea and Nay, nay--that
is, straightforward and brief, with nothing whatever in them that might
directly or indirectly lead to the encouragement of Dolly. Dolly has
been trying to catch me alone. She has tried twice since Mrs. Barnes
yesterday at tea told her I had asked them to stay on, but I have
avoided her.
'Healthy?' repeated Mrs. Barnes. 'It makes one feel more than healthy.
It goes to one's head. I can imagine it turning me quite dizzy--quite
turning my head.'
And then she actually asked me a riddle--Mrs. Barnes asked a riddle, at
ten o'clock in the morning, asked me, a person long since callous to
riddles and at no time since six years old particularly appreciative of
them.
Of course I answered wrong. Disconcerted, I impetuously hazarded Brandy
as the answer, when it should have been Whisky; but really I think it
was wonderful to have got even so near the right answer as Brandy. I
won't record the riddle. It was old in Mrs. Barnes's youth, for she told
me she had it from her father, who, she said, could enjoy a joke as
heartily as she can herself.
But what was so surprising was that the effect of the crisp, sunlit air
on Mrs. Barnes should be to engender riddles. It didn't do this to my
pre-war guests. They grew young, but not younger than twenty. Mrs.
Barnes to-day descended to the age of bibs. I never could have believed
it of her. I never could have believed she would come so near what I can
only call an awful friskiness. And it wasn't just this morning, in the
first intoxication of the splendid new air; it has gone on like it all
day. On the mountain slopes, slippery now and difficult to walk on
because of the heavy rain of the thunderstorm, might have been seen this
afternoon three figures, two black ones and a white one, proceeding for
a space in a rather wobbly single file, then pausing in an animated
group, then once more proceeding. When they paused it was because Mrs.
Barnes had thought of another riddle. Dolly was very quick at the
answers,--so quick that I suspected her of having been brought up on
these very ones, as she no doubt was, but I cut a lamentable figure. I
tried to make up for my natural incapacity by great goodwill. Mrs.
Barnes's spirits were too rare and precious, I felt, not to be welcomed;
and having failed in answers I desperately ransacked my memory in search
of questions, so that I could ask riddles too.
But by a strange perversion of recollection I could remember several
answers and not their questions. In my brain, on inquiry, were fixed
quite firmly things like this,--obviously answers to what once had been
riddles.
_Because his tail comes out of his head._
_So did the other donkey._
_He took a fly and went home._
_Orleans._
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