English fiction -- 19th century; Victoria, Queen of Great Britain, 1819-1901 -- Fiction
‘Well, the fact is, I’ve no right to either of the names. I thought I’d
just tell you, for the fun of the thing; I shouldn’t talk about it to
any one else that I know. They tell me I was picked up on a doorstep
in Leeds, and the wife of a mill-hand adopted me. Their name was Crewe.
They called me Tom, but somehow it isn’t a name I care for, and when I
was grown up I met a man called Luckworth, who was as kind as a father
to me, and so I took his name in place of Tom. That’s the long and short
of it.’
Nancy looked a trifle disconcerted.
‘You won’t think any worse of me, because I haven’t a name of my own?’
‘Why should I? It isn’t your fault.’
‘No. But I’m not the kind of man to knuckle under. I think myself just
as good as anybody else I’ll knock the man down that sneers at me; and
I won’t thank anybody for pitying me; that’s the sort of chap I am.
And I’m going to have a big fortune one of these days. It’s down in the
books. I know I shall live to be a rich man, just as well as I know that
I’m walking down Dean Street with Miss. Lord.’
‘I should think it very possible,’ his companion remarked.
‘It hasn’t begun yet. I can only lay my hand on a few hundred pounds,
one way and another. And I’m turned thirty. But the next ten years are
going to do it. Do you know what I did last Saturday? I got fifteen
hundred pounds’ worth of advertising for our people, from a chap that’s
never yet put a penny into the hands of an agent. I went down and talked
to him like a father. He was the hardest nut I ever had to crack, but in
thirty-five minutes I’d got him--like a roach on a hook. And it’ll be
to his advantage, mind you. That fifteen hundred ‘ll bring him in more
business than he’s had for ten years past. I got him to confess he was
going down the hill. “Of course,” I said, “because you don’t know how to
advertise, and won’t let anybody else know for you?” In a few minutes
he was telling me he’d dropped more than a thousand on a patent that
was out of date before it got fairly going. “All right,” said I. “Here’s
your new cooking-stove. You’ve dropped a thousand on the other thing;
give your advertising to us, and I’ll guarantee you shall come home on
the cooking-stove.”’
‘Come home on it?’ Nancy inquired, in astonishment.
‘Oh, it’s our way of talking,’ said the other, with his hearty laugh.
‘It means to make up one’s loss. And he’ll do it. And when he has, he’ll
think no end of me.’
‘I daresay.’
‘Not long ago, I boxed a chap for his advertising. A fair turn-up with
the gloves. Do you suppose I licked him? Not I; though I could have done
it with one hand. I just let him knock me out of time, and two minutes
after he put all his business into my hands.’
‘Oh, you’ll get rich,’ declared Nancy, laughing. ‘No doubt about it.’
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