Rye House figures in history as the seat of a plot, which contemporaries describe as "horrid," to kill King Charles II. as he returned from a race meeting in Newmarket in 1683. Unfortunately, perhaps, the plot failed, owing to the king's return a week earlier than expected, and there was no telephone to advise the Rye House assassins of the change of plan. A penny guide-book gives what purports to be the history of the crime, though I fear most of the romantic features are mythical. It relates how Ruth, the daughter of Rumsey, who devised the plot, listened at the door and learned the plan of the conspirators. Between her father and the king this devoted maiden never hesitated a minute, but hustled her lover away to Newmarket to warn Charles of his impending danger. After great difficulty the youth gained an audience with the king, and it is recorded that Charles only laughed at his story. Here, at least, is a touch of probability--Charles laughed at everything. Finding himself discredited, the lover became desperate; in his loyal zeal "he secretly set fire to the house in which the king resided in two or three places." Our chronicler, having thus unceremoniously ousted his royal majesty from his comfortable quarters, has him proceed "in disguise" to London, stopping at Rye House, where he confronted and confounded his enemies and bestowed "substantial marks of his favor" upon Ruth Rumsey and her lover. What these substantial marks were our chronicler declareth not--better left to the imagination, anyway, for it would be far more in keeping with the character of Charles to say that he promised substantial marks of his favor and forgot all about it. So much for Rye House legend. The facts are that the conspirators were apprehended and executed, and quite in accordance with his usual practices, the king made the circumstance an excuse for the removal of numerous of his enemies among the nobility who had nothing whatever to do with the plot. However, Rye House is quiet enough today and its only plots are the innocuous ones hatched over pots of beer in the minds of the trippers who throng it on Sundays and holidays.