‘If I do not usurp a priviledge reserved for some one more happy in
your acquaintance, may I presume, Madam, to entreat (for a while) the
favour of your Conversation, at least till the arrival of whom you
expect, provided you are not tired of me before; for then upon the
least intimation of uneasiness, I will not fail of doing my self the
violence to withdraw for your release. The Lady made him answer, she
did not expect any body; by which he might imagine her Conversation not
of value to be bespoke, and to afford it him, were but farther to
convince him to her own cost. He reply’d, ‘She had already said enough
to convince him of something he heartily wished might not be to his
cost in the end. She pretended not to understand him; but told him, ‘If
he already found himself grieved with her Conversation, he would have
sufficient reason to repent the rashness of his first Demand before
they had ended: for that now she intended to hold discourse with him,
on purpose to punish his unadvisedness, in presuming upon a Person
whose dress and mien might not (may be) be disagreeable to have wit. ‘I
must confess (reply’d Aurelian) my self guilty of a Presumption, and
willingly submit to the punishment you intend: and though it be an
aggravation of a Crime to persevere in its justification, yet I cannot
help defending an Opinion in which now I am more confirm’d, that
probable conjectures may be made of the ingenious Disposition of the
Mind, from the fancy and choice of Apparel. The humour I grant ye (said
the Lady) or constitution of the Person whether melancholick or brisk;
but I should hardly pass my censure upon so slight an indication of
wit: for there is your brisk fool as well as your brisk man of sense,
and so of the melancholick. I confess ’tis possible a fool may reveal
himself by his Dress, in wearing something extravagantly singular and
ridiculous, or in preposterous suiting of colours; but a decency of
Habit (which is all that Men of best sense pretend to) may be acquired
by custom and example, without putting the Person to a superfluous
expence of wit for the contrivance; and though there should be occasion
for it, few are so unfortunate in their Relations and Acquaintance not
to have some Friend capable of giving them advice, if they are not too
ignorantly conceited to ask it. Aurelian was so pleased with the
easiness and smartness of her Expostulation, that he forgot to make a
reply, when she seem’d to expect it; but being a Woman of a quick
Apprehension, and justly sensible of her own perfections, she soon
perceived he did not grudge his attention. However she had a mind to
put it upon him to turn the discourse, so went on upon the same
Subject. ‘Signior (said she) I have been looking round me, and by your
Maxim I cannot discover one fool in the Company; for they are all well
drest. This was spoken with an Air of Rallery that awakened the
Cavalier, who immediately made answer: ’Tis true, Madam, we see there
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