JIM’S TRANSLATION ELIPHALET JONES—INVENTOR THE PANTS JEMIMY MADE BALLADS OF “CAPERS AND ACTIONS” BALLAD OF ELKANAH B. ATKINSON BALLAD OF OBADI FRYE AT THE OLD FOLKS’ WHANG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD DRIVIN’ THE STAGE “DOC” ANOTHER “TEA REBELLION” “LIKE AN OLD COW’S TAIL” PASSING IT ALONG A SETTIN’ HEN BALLAD OF DEACON PEASLEE THE WORST TEACHER THE TUCKVILLE GRAND BALL THE ONE-RING SHOW THE SWITCH FOR HIRAM BROWN THE JUMPER ISHMAEL’S BREED WHERE YOUR TREASURE IS Being the Personal Narrative of Ross Sidney, Diver By Holman Day CONTENTS WHERE YOUR TREASURE IS I—BEING THE STRUGGLE OF AN AMATEUR AUTHOR TO GET A FAIR START II—ENDING WITH A MEETING ON PURGATORY HILL III—ON ACCOUNT OF A GIRL IV—THE TRAINING OF THE QUEEN OF “SHEBY” V—SHOOING AWAY A SCAPEGOAT VI—HAVING TO DO WITH JODREY VOSE’s MAKING OP A DIVER VII—THE PSYCHOLOGY OF A PLUG-HAT| VIII—“TAKING IT OUT” ON A SUIT OF CLOTHES IX—A GRISLY GAME OF BOWLS X—THE ART OF PUTTING ON A FRONT XI—THE FAILURE OF AN UNCLE-TAMER XII—STARTING SOMETHING IN LEVANT XIII—THE MAN WHO TALKED IN THE DARK XIV—THE KICK-BACKS IN THIS SAMARITAN BUSINESS XV—A TIP FROM MR. DAWLIN XVI—GRABBING A HUSBAND AND FATHER XVII—MONEY HAS LEGS XVIII—THE ECCENTRICITIES OF ROYAL CITY XIX—THE JOB Of AN ALTRUIST XX—ACROSS CALLAS XXI—THE SKIRMISH-LINE XXII—MONEY ON THE GALLOP XXIII—THE CLEAN-UP XXIV—HOW SWEET IS THE HOME-COMING, EH? XXV—GRATITUDE! XXVI—CAPTAIN HOLSTROM ET AL. XXVII—MR. BEASON HORNS IN XXVIII—SORTING THE CHECKER-BOARD CREW XXIX—THE TELLTALE RIBS XXX—THE LOCKS OF THE SAND XXXI—A TASTE OF BLOOD XXXII—PER MISTER MONKEY XXXIII—THE HEART OF THE MILLIONS XXXIV—AMONG THIEVES XXXV—SUBMARINE PICKPOCKETS XXXVI—THE TERROR FROM THE NORTH XXXVII—THE FRUIT OF THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE THE OWL TAXI BY HULBERT FOOTNER CONTENTS CHAPTER I The Transfer II Greg's First Fare III Greg's Second Fare IV In the House on Ninth Street V The Taxi Yard VI Greg's Rival VII The Undertaker VIII The Hold-up IX The Flivver as a Post-Office X Amy's Story XI The Ride Home XII What the Little Black Book Contained XIII De Socotra Hires T7011 Again XIV Through the Streets XV Nina XVI The "Psychopathic Sanitarium" XVII The Young Man with the Little Black Moustache XVIII Blossom's Report XIX The Abduction XX Exit Senor Saunders XXI Up-stairs and Down XXII Nemesis XXIII Conclusion SQUIRE PHIN By Holman Day CONTENTS SQUIRE PHIN CHAPTER I—“HARD-TIMES” WHARFF COCKS HIS NOSE TO SNIFF TROUBLE CHAPTER II—“HIME” LOOK’S HOMECOMING WITH AN ELEPHANT CHAPTER III—FROM THE MOUTH OF MARRINER AMAZEEN