Interference : $b A novel, Vol. 1 (of 3)Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
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Interference : $b A novel, Vol. 1 (of 3)
Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
Ireland -- Fiction
Another half mile of the greasy foot-path, and a lofty wall, topped
with firs, comes into view, also a pair of big iron gates (once green),
also a winding avenue--which is very green indeed--lined with dripping
trees and over-grown laurels. In answer to a scream of “gate” in Miss
Dopping’s cracked falsetto, a fat old woman, with a shawl over her head
and a key on her finger, came waddling out of the lodge, and said as
she curtseyed profoundly:
“Good evening to you, me lady--a fine, soft day.”
“And how are you, Juggy?” enquired Miss Dopping, with a keen glance
into Juggy’s round, red face.
“Faix, but poorly, me lady. I have had a cruel turn of them
rheumatics; they catches me here, and here, and here”--clutching her
elbows, back and knees, to illustrate her sufferings. “I feel as if I
was being crucified, like the saints and martyrs, but a good flannel
petticoat would put the life in me,” and she stared significantly at
her interlocutor.
“It’s only the damp weather--I feel it myself,” returned Miss Dopping
unsympathetically. “Any one above?” pointing up the avenue with
her notable umbrella--an immense alpaca construction of distended
proportions, likewise remarkable for a huge ivory handle, representing
Death’s head. When remonstrated with upon the subject of its size and
age, its owner invariably replied:
“It was good enough for my mother, and is good enough for me, and will
wear out fifty of your nasty flimsy gimcracks.”
“Yes, me lady, I am afther opening the gate for Mrs. Finny and Miss
Maria.”
Miss Dopping ejaculated something inaudible, and looked over her
shoulder, as if she had a mind to retreat.
“You may as well go up, ma’am,” urged Juggy, possibly divining her
thoughts, “since you _are_ so far. They are in it a good hour or more,
and bid to be going soon, for there’s no tay, or cake and wine offered
_these_ times!”
“Now what are they doing out here?” muttered the old lady to herself,
as she plodded up the avenue. “They were here three days ago to my
certain knowledge.”
“Oh! so that’s you, Pat?” to a shock-haired urchin, with bare red legs,
who burst though the laurels, with a grin of expectation on his dirty
little keen face.
“Let me see,” diving into her pocket as she spoke, “were you at school
to-day?”
“Begorra, I was, ma’am.”
“Then spell Ballingoole?”
Pat became painfully red, and his grin faded.
“Well, well, then never mind,” producing a little knitted jug,
containing coppers, and placing three pennies in his ready palm--
“Have you been out dark fowling since?”
“No, ma’am,” was his reply,--but he lied unto her.
“Because if you ever do such a cruel thing again, as blazing lanterns
into poor birds’ eyes, and knocking them down with sticks, you have
seen the last of my coppers, as sure as my name is Sarah Dopping; so
mind _that_,” and with an emphatic thump of her umbrella, she tramped
on.
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