Interference : $b A novel, Vol. 1 (of 3) — John Shaqi
Interference : $b A novel, Vol. 1 (of 3)Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
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Interference : $b A novel, Vol. 1 (of 3)
Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
Ireland -- Fiction
And then Mrs. Maccabe, a powerful, formidable matron, in a large black
bonnet, would seize an ox tail, kept for the purpose, and lay about
her vigorously among the listening, sniggering street urchins, whilst
Mrs. Redmond would stalk back majestically to her bath-chair--and
subsequently send a pencilled order for a sheep’s head. Mrs. Maccabe
was an authority in the town; even her grown-up married sons quailed
before her tongue and her ox tail, and Maria Finny (herself a fearless
speaker) stood in respectful awe of the butcher’s widow.
“One day,” to quote that championess, who related the story with
virtuous complacency, “she made a holy show of Miss Finny before the
whole street.” Maria, on frugal thoughts intent, had stepped in to
remonstrate about a bit of gristle which she produced carefully wrapped
in paper. “Av course, I know that to please _some_ people bastes must
be made without skin, and sinews and bone. Weigh it, Sam!” shouted Mrs.
Maccabe to her son. “_One_ ounce. Cut Miss Maria an ounce of mate!”
“There, miss,” solemnly presenting it in paper, “I daresay it will
serve you for a dinner.”
Maria flung the packet into the middle of the street, and followed it
in a fury, whilst her opponent placed her hands upon her fat sides and
shook with wheezy laughter.
The widow had her good points, of course, or she would have had but
few customers, on whom to sharpen her terrible tongue. Indeed her
poorer patrons did not care a straw for her abuse, and paid her
honestly in her own coin, with ruthless and ready answers. She was
most charitable in secret, and many a fine chop and steak, and many
a strong bowl of broth, was given away _quite_ on the sly. She was
long-suffering to those who were really badly off, a devout Catholic,
and a liberal contributor to her own Church: besides this, her meat
was prime--unsurpassed in the whole province--and no better judge of a
beast ever stood in a fair than Bridget Maccabe. As the poor innocent
animals passed unconsciously before her, she could tell to a pound how
they would cut up! Her purchases were young, healthy, and well-fed; she
scorned to deal in tough old, milch cows, and skinny strippers, and
boasted that no second-class joint ever hung beneath the sign of “B.
Maccabe and Sons.”
During the days in which George Holroyd had developed so brisk an
acquaintance with Noone, he had never once come across Betty Redmond.
She was not kept out of his way in the upper or lower regions (as might
be suspected), in case her claims to attention should clash with those
of her cousin. Oh dear, no! Belle had no sincerer admirer. Betty was
her willing drudge: she sewed for her, brought her breakfast in bed,
and ran her errands with alacrity, Belle accepting these services with
smiling thanks, and honeyed speeches. Her cheap fascinations secured
for her a devoted attendant, and saved her a lady’s-maid.
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