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Interference : $b A novel, Vol. 1 (of 3)Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
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Interference : $b A novel, Vol. 1 (of 3)
Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
Ireland -- Fiction
“I know he is asked to Goole for the cock shooting, and to the Kanes’
for hunting,” continued Maria confidentially, “for Jane Bolland noticed
the postmarks and crests. It is a grand thing for a young man to come
into this part of the world, where bachelors are scarce and girls are
in dozens. Mrs. Malone showed me a whole row of notes, waiting for him
on the chimneypiece, and really, the first Sunday he was in church, the
way the girls flocked round him afterwards--by the way of speaking to
his mother--was shameless! The Rodes, the Lynches, and the Wildes, that
scarcely look at her from year’s end to year’s end.”
“Why does he not go off hunting?” enquired Miss Dopping. “He must be a
queer sort of a molly-coddle of a young man, if _that_ does not tempt
him.”
“He has no horse yet; the Major has been trying to sell him every old
screw in the country, but he is too sharp for him and so----”
“And so he goes over and idles, and risks himself at Noone; I see.
Well, he is a pleasant young fellow, and was very civil, even to an old
hag like me, so I’ll do my best for him. I will get the Moores to ask
him over, and I’ll speak a word to the Major! And now, Maria, that will
do for to-day. I am not very strong, and a little of _you_ goes a long
way. There is your cloak, there is your umbrella; good-bye, and don’t
bang the front-door.”
As soon as the same door had been shut, with a violence that shook the
plaster from the ceiling (for Maria was not pleased), Miss Dopping
hurried over to the seat she always occupied in the window, drew her
shawl over her head, and peered into the street. She frequently sat in
this nook, watching passers-by, and knocked loudly on the pane at any
she specially wished to see, usually--almost always--_men_. She vastly
preferred their society to that of her own sex, and openly gloried in
the fact. Major Malone, Dr. Doran, Sir Forbes Gould, Lord Mudrath, the
Parish Priest, were indiscriminately summoned in from time to time, to
have a talk and a glass of good wine--and came right willingly. She was
an aggressively hospitable old lady. No one was permitted to leave her
house without partaking of some refreshment, whether it was port wine
and a biscuit, a cup of tea and seed cake, or even a glass of milk!
To refuse was to offend her seriously. The very drivers who brought
her visitors on hack cars were sure of a bottle of porter. Eating and
drinking was in her opinion, an outward and visible token of inward
goodwill. Now she sits in the window, watching for the Major, and here
he comes at last, rolling out of the post office. She rapped at him
sharply with her knuckles, and soon afterwards his red face, and ample
waistcoat, presented themselves in the doorway.
“Sit down, Major,” said his hostess effusively, “sit down; come over
near the fire and tell me all the news. You are a great stranger these
times, a great stranger.”
“Upon my word, Miss Sally,” rubbing his hands briskly, “I haven’t a
word of news, good or bad. Have you?”
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