Interference : $b A novel, Vol. 1 (of 3)Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
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Interference : $b A novel, Vol. 1 (of 3)
Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
Ireland -- Fiction
“Well--I’ve been at Clancy’s this fifteen years. I see you can ride,
sir,” he continued confidentially. “So I’ve no shame or fear in telling
you, that that horse requires a power of humouring. I’ve never walked
straight since the last time he got shut of me. We are not sorry to
part with him; he has a desperate trick of bolting, and for nothing at
all! When you are just walking innocently along the road, he is away
with you. He has a terrible bad name, and that’s why ye got him chape;
they does be all in dread of him! But there is just wan resource, for
a man with nerve, and I’ll tell it to you. Pretend you _like_ it--I
never could--and that will cure him. When he bolts with hounds (as in
course he always does), and mostly lames a couple of dogs, stick in
the spurs, and lam into him with a _new_ ashplant, until he is fit to
drop, just give him his head, _and_ the stick: he could not fall if he
tried, and when ye feel him under you, just devouring the ground, and
greedy to be airing himself over an eighteen foot gripe and double, ye
would not grudge three hundred sovereigns; he is a chaser, that’s what
_he is_, and invaluable to a stout rider, a bold man like yourself--but
many and many’s the time I thought he would make a ghost of _me_.”
“And have you lost your nerve?”
“Between ourselves, sir,” lowering his voice, “I have; I haven’t a
pinch left. I’ve scarcely a whole bone in me skin. I was first a
riding boy, and then a jock, and then a breaker-in, and I have had
some extraordinary bad falls. Well, sir, since you _are_ so pressing,
I’ll take just another tinte of whisky, and wishing long life and good
luck to your honour, and many a good day on the grey,” and so somewhat
unsteadily departed.
CHAPTER X.
BETTY MAKES TWO CONQUESTS.
Shortly after his purchase of “Scatter Brains,” Mr. Holroyd appeared
at a popular meet of the Harriers, got up in unimpeachable boots and
breeches, but somewhat spoiling the effect, by carrying the prescribed
ashplant. He and his mount were critically scanned by the sporting
community--who sat ranged along the top of a low wall, bordering the
road, and subsequently pursued on foot.
The grey horse was unanimously approved of, “passed,” and pronounced
to be a grand one and a goer, and invidious comparisons were audibly
drawn between him and an old “Stageen,” on which another gentleman was
mounted. All at once, a shrill gossoon exclaimed, as if announcing a
most portentous discovery:
“I have it, boys! May I never ate, bite, or sup, if it isn’t Clancy’s
grey.”
“Clancy’s grey,” echoed another voice, “that he has been striving to
sell this two year and more! Oh, the poor, innocent, young English
officer!” then in a louder key to George, “Don’t be riding _too_ far
from a churchyard, yer honour!”
“Is there a doctor out the day?” enquired a third pleasantly.
“Mother av Moses! why didn’t ye bring your coffin with ye?”
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