INVINCIBLE MINNIE ELISABETH SANXAY HOLDING INVINCIBLE MINNIE BY ELISABETH SANXAY HOLDING NEW YORK [Illustration: colophon] GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY COPYRIGHT, 1920, BY GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA A LITTLE FOREWORD This is not intended to be a romantic story, or a realistic story--not a tale of anything that ever did happen, only of something which _might have happened_. If you know a Minnie, as you very likely do, you will admit that, whether or not she is actually guilty of such deplorable exploits as herein narrated, she is certainly _capable_ of them. Capable of _everything_! CONTENTS BOOK ONE: PAGE THE CAMPAIGN OPENS 9 BOOK TWO: FRANKIE’S BRIEF DAY 89 BOOK THREE: MR. PETERSEN IS BROUGHT LOW 169 BOOK FOUR: THE DESTRUCTION OF LIONEL 233 BOOK FIVE: THE VICTORIOUS CONCLUSION 297 EPILOGUE 317 BOOK ONE: THE CAMPAIGN OPENS INVINCIBLE MINNIE CHAPTER ONE I Mr. Petersen rode along in the choking dust, considering the problem with perplexity but with good-humour. After all, it was absurd.... He wanted to be kind, but he didn’t want to be ridiculous. In spite of himself, a grin came over his face. He was remembering his last visit to the old lady. He had ridden out to the miserable old farm and very politely introduced himself as her new landlord. He had bought the place for next to nothing, and, considering this, and the dilapidated state it was in, his sensitive conscience required that he should reduce the rent. But he never got so far as to propose this. The old lady received him with lofty affability and invited him to sit down in her parlour, then left him there for a long time while she prepared refreshments. He had waited awkwardly enough, touched by the shabbiness of the place and its evident decline. Old mahogany furniture, ugly in style, but _good_--once very good--and now so battered, arms gone, legs gone, splinters torn off, cushions disgorging hair, springs sagging. His skilful fingers longed to be at it. She came in again, with a plate of cookies and a jug of lemonade, and sat down at a little table to dispense them, with a regal air.