"In the foreground with eight pink pajamas in the middle distance."
"Oh, yes. So there I was, travel-worn, thirsty, weary, uncertain----"
"Cut it," observed Wayne.
"And a stranger," continued Briggs with dignity, "in a strange
country----"
"Peculiarity of strangers."
Briggs took no notice. "I drank from the cool springs; I lingered to
pluck a delicious berry or two, I bathed my hot face, I----"
"Where," demanded Wayne, "were the eight pink 'uns?"
"Still in the middle distance. Don't interrupt me, George; I'm slowly
drawing closer to them."
"Well, get a move on," retorted Wayne sulkily.
"I'm quite close to them now," explained Briggs; "close enough to remove
my hat and smile and inquire the way to Guilford's. One superb young
creature, with creamy skin and very red lips----"
Wayne halted and set down his suit-case.
"I'm not romancing; you'll see," said Briggs earnestly. "As I was
saying, this young goddess looked at me in the sweetest way and said
that Guilford was her father. And, Wayne, do you know what she did?
She--er--came straight up to me and took hold of my hand, and led me up
the path toward the high-art house, which is built of cobblestones!
Think! Built of cobble----"
"Took you by the hand?" repeated Wayne incredulously.
"Oh, it was all right, George! I found out all about that sort of
innocent thing later."
"Did you?"
"Certainly. These girls have been brought up like so many guileless
speckled fawns out here in the backwoods. You know all about Guilford,
the poet who's dead stuck on Nature and simplicity. Well, that's the man
and that's his pose. He hasn't any money, and he won't work. His
daughters raise vegetables, and he makes 'em wear bloomers, and he
writes about chippy-birds and the house beautiful, and tells people to
be natural, and wishes that everybody could go around without clothes
and pick daisies----"
"Do _they_?" demanded Wayne in an awful voice. "You _said_ they wore
bloomers. Did you say that to break the news more gently? Did you!"
"Of course they are clothed," explained his friend querulously; "though
sometimes they wade about without shoes and stockings and do the nymph
business. And, George, it's astonishing how modest that sort of dress
is. And it's amazing how much they know. Why, they can talk
Greek--_talk_ it, mind you. Every one of them can speak half a dozen
languages--Guilford is a corker on culture, you know--and they can play
harps and pianos and things, and give me thirty at tennis, even
Chlorippe, the twelve-year-old----"
"Is that her name?" asked Wayne.
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