Ireland in the Days of Dean Swift (Irish Tracts, 1720 to 1734)Swift, Jonathan
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Ireland in the Days of Dean Swift (Irish Tracts, 1720 to 1734)
Swift, Jonathan
Ireland -- History -- 18th century; Swift, Jonathan, 1667-1745
Some persons of a desponding spirit are in great concern about that vast
number of poor people, who are aged, diseased, or maimed; and I have been
desired to employ my thoughts, what course may be taken to ease the nation
of so grievous an encumbrance. But I am not in the least pain upon that
matter, because it is very well known, that they are every day dying by
cold and famine, as fast as can be reasonably expected. And as to the
young labourers, they are now in almost as hopeful a condition: they
cannot get work, and consequently pine away for want of nourishment, to a
degree, that if at any time they are accidentally hired to common labour,
they have not strength to perform it; and thus the country and themselves
are happily delivered from the evils to come.
I have too long digressed, and therefore shall return to my subject. I
think the advantages by the proposal which I have made, are obvious and
many, as well as of the highest importance.
For first, it would greatly lessen the number of Papists, with whom we
are yearly overrun, being the principal breeders of the nation, as well as
our most dangerous enemies, and who stay at home on purpose to deliver the
kingdom to the Pretender, hoping to take their advantage by the absence of
so many good Protestants, who have chosen rather to leave their country
than stay at home and pay tithes against their conscience to an Episcopal
curate.
Secondly, The poorer tenants will have something valuable of their own,
which by law may be made liable to distress, and help to pay their
landlord's rent; their corn and cattle being already seized, and money a
thing unknown.
Thirdly, Whereas the maintenance of a hundred thousand children, from two
years old and upward, cannot be computed at less than ten shillings
a-piece per annum, the nation's stock will be thereby increased fifty
thousand pounds per annum, beside the profit of a new dish introduced to
the tables of all gentlemen of fortune in the kingdom, who have any
refinement in taste. And the money will circulate among ourselves, the
goods being entirely of our own growth and manufacture.
Fourthly, The constant breeders, besides the gain of eight shillings
sterling per annum by the sale of their children, will be rid of the
charge of maintaining them after the first year.
Fifthly, This food would likewise bring great custom to taverns; where the
vintners will certainly be so prudent as to procure the best receipts for
dressing it to perfection, and, consequently, have their houses frequented
by all the fine gentlemen, who justly value themselves upon their
knowledge in good eating; and a skilful cook, who understands how to
oblige his guests, will contrive to make it as expensive as they please.
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