“I have been over a week,” he said. “I put up at the Gresham. That’s
in Sackville Street. I had to get in touch first thing. I was to meet
my ‘cousin’ in the lounge of the Hibernian Hotel, Dawson Street, at a
quarter to twelve. After a talk with him I would know the lie of the
land better, and be in a position to set to work at once. A fellow
learns from experience how to cast the net as quickly and as widely as
possible.”
“How do you mean?”
“The commercial traveller bustles from business house to business
house, finds his way into the different billiard saloons, tests the
merits of the bars. The other people get going in their own ways.”
“I’ve never seen you in a hurry.”
“Never be in a hurry. Don’t delay in preparing the ground; but when
that is done the experienced fellow sits like a man beneath a tree,
waiting for the ripe fruit to drop into his lap. He has a golden rule,
which he never breaks. It is, do not ask a direct question. What he
must know must be found out indirectly while he is yawning and showing
at best a polite interest. So it follows his informant forgets what has
been said; but he does not forget.”
“Well,” I said, “what happened?”
“I found the hotel, which has a sort of Moorish lounge, and got a seat
where I could see everybody, the door among other things. It was twenty
minutes to twelve, five minutes to the time. I asked for nobody, I did
not even ask for a drink, as I did not want my voice to proclaim me an
Englishman and a stranger. I knew my ‘cousin’ would be on time, for
time with us is sacred.”
He leant forward in his old way, and began rubbing his chin on his
stick. It meant he was going to hold forth.
“Time, exact time, is sacred. On Tuesday morning, at twelve o’clock by
the nearest public time, Agent 1 will push his barrow round a certain
corner. At the same time Agent 2, who is cycling round the same corner
at the same moment but from an opposite direction, collides with Agent
1, and in the fracas which ensues they are hemmed in by the crowd.
Agent 3, who has been detailed to do a little business on the other
side of the road at two minutes past twelve, is agreeably surprised to
find everybody occupied on the opposite pavement and nobody watching
him. At four minutes past twelve a motor car numbered with a certain
number slows up at a certain bit of kerb, and Agent 3, who has
transacted his little business, gets in. But if Agent 1 is late, Agent
2 has no man to collide with, no crowd is drawn to look on, Agent 3
finds it impossible to transact his bit of business, and Agent 4 slows
his car up in vain. Somebody is going to get into trouble.
“The few people in the lounge seemed the tag ends of Horse Show week.
There were three or four women and half a dozen men, and they sat over
cocktails and coffee. Nobody was interested in me.
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