There would be days of special military activity, when the bridges over
the canals were held up, and motorists had their cars searched for arms
and documents, and drivers their carts. At nights, when dark fell and
the cold crept through the city, there came occasional cracking shots,
which were more frequent as the weeks went on.
Every morning a flaring poster of the _Freeman’s Journal_, the most
violent organ of the National Press, shouted out some fresh Government
atrocity. Yes, signs of the times everywhere, and most eloquent where
least was said, as in the public places where never a word of politics
was spoken.
But for a day the humblest person could get out of it all. On Howth
Head he could wander in solitude. Up Killiney Hill he could climb and
feast his eyes on peace.
One afternoon, in the lounge of the Shelbourne Hotel, we were
introduced to our acquaintance of the wonderful waistcoats and socks.
His clothes were still as perfectly put on; but he seemed less at his
ease than usual. Whenever some one came in, he pivoted round, turning
the whole of his body in the movement, and every now and then he beat
his forehead with a beautiful silk handkerchief.
“Oh, I’m rocky to-day, very rocky,” he declared, swallowing the last
of the whiskey. “It’s a terrible place for a man to find himself in.
I was in uniform the other day, on the step out there, trying to get
inside. Suddenly a dear old lady trotted up to me and grasped me by the
hand. ‘Let me thank you,’ she said, ‘thank you in the name of all the
loyal women of Ireland, for coming over here to defend us from those
murderous Sinn Feiners.’ ‘Yes, madam, that’s all very well, that’s all
very nice,’ I answered, trying to get her to let go of my hand; ‘but
if I don’t get inside there with this uniform on there’ll be a bit of
daylight let into me.’” He mopped his brow, and exclaimed, “Oh, my God,
my God!”
“Would you sooner deal with the women on the other side?” I asked.
“Oh no; oh, not at all. Oh, nothing like that about me. I know the
other sort, too well I know them. You meet ’em at the top of the
landing when you and your merry men dash into a house full of beans.
Oh, I know the sort. They’d bite a man in the tonsils before he had
his collar on in the morning.”
“D’you raid houses?”
“That’s me. That’s me in the cold dark night. That’s unfortunately me.
I’m always getting myself into some trouble or other. As soon as I’ve
done with one stunt I say, Never again. But I get rested; I get full
of beans; I grow full of joy. On a fatal day, six months ago, I met a
pal. ‘What are you doin’, old bean?’ he said. ‘Come to Ireland. Come
and chase Shinners. Wonderful people, Shinners. All believe in the soap
boycott. It’s money for nothing.’
“Money for nothing! I felt full of joy. And here I am up all night and
all day, and feeling like death.”
“As bad as that?”
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