Ireland -- Description and travel; Ireland -- Social conditions
This anæmia betrays itself, even in Dublin, by many a symptom. For
example, it is not long before one discovers that the finest shops, in
the seven or eight principal streets, are a mere empty pretence; great
windows displaying all the wares possessed by the merchant and beyond
which the stock is _nil_. Money is so scarce that if you want to exchange
a five pound note, in nine cases out of ten you do not get your right
amount of change in specie. They give you back a quantity of small
Irish banknotes, plus the change in half-crowns and shillings, and that
not without having caused you to wait a long time while the important
transaction was entered in and brought to a termination, and then only by
the united energies of half the neighbourhood.
There is not in all the city one tolerable _restaurant_ or _café_ where
a stranger can read the papers or obtain a decent beefsteak. The two or
three pretentious taverns that aspire to fulfil that purpose are horrible
dens, where, without the civilized accompaniment of napkins, they give
you slices of cow, tough as leather, which are charged for at Bignon’s
prices.
Necessity compels you to fall back on the hotels, where they pitilessly
give you the same fare night after night,—salmon and roast beef. The
first day this can be borne, for the Shannon salmon deserves its
reputation; the second day one begins to find it indigestible; the third,
one would like to see all the salmon of Ireland choking the head waiter.
The fourth, one takes the train rather than remain any longer exposed to
this implacable fare.... Vain hope! it pursues you everywhere: on the
shores of Kingstown or those of Blackrock, in the pretty town of Bray,
or at the furthermost end of Wicklow’s lakes. It is impossible to travel
in Ireland without taking a dislike to salmon that will last the term of
your natural life.
And yet the fresh herrings of the Bay of Dublin are eating fit for the
gods, and the good wives sell them in the streets at three a penny. Do
not hope to taste them, however, unless you do your own marketing, and
insist, with conditional threats, upon having your herrings brought up
for breakfast. You will have a fight to sustain; you will run the risk of
appearing in the eyes of the waiter as a man of no breeding, one who does
not shrink from exhibiting his morbid tastes to the public view. But your
pains and your humiliations will be rewarded by such a dish as is not
often to be met with in this vale of tears and bad cooking.
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