"The member of Parliament for your district, I mean. What is his name?" "His name? Well, I'm not sure; and I don't know that I know the man at all. But I believe his name is Mulloy." "Does he live in Portumna?" "Oh no, not at all. I don't know at all where he lives, but I believe it's in Tullamore. But what would he know about America? Sure, any one can see it's the storms and the grain that is the death of us in Ireland." "But I thought it was the landlords and the rents?" "Oh, that's in Woodford and Loughrea; not here at all. There'll be no good till we get a war." "Get a war? with whom? What do you want a war for?" "Ah! it was the good time when we had the Crimean war--with the wheat all about Portumna. I'll show you the great store there was built. It's no use now. But we'll have a war. My son, he's a soldier now. He went out to America. But he didn't like it." "Why not?" I asked. "Oh, he didn't like it. He could get no work, but to be a porter, and it was too hard. So he came back in three months' time, and then he 'listed for a soldier. He's over in England now. He likes it very well. He's getting very good pay. They pay the soldiers well. There's a troop of Hussars here now. They bring a power of money to the place." "What do they do with the wheat lands now?" "Oh, they're for sheep; they do very well. Were you ever in Australia, sorr?" pointing to a place we were passing. "There was a man came here from Australia with a pot of money, and he bought that place; but he thought he was a bigger man than he was, and now he's found himself out. I think he would have done as well to stay in Australia where he was." In quite a different vein he spoke of the landlord of another large seat, and of the way in which the people, some of them, had misbehaved--breaking open the graves of the family on the place, "and tossing the coffins and the bones about, and all for what?" The view as we crossed the long and very fine bridge over the Shannon after dusk was very striking. It was not too dark to make out the course of the broad gleaming river, and the lights of the town made it seem larger, I daresay, than it really is. As we drove up the main street I told my jarvey to take me to the Castle. "To the Castle, is it?" he replied, looking around at me with an astonished air. "Yes," I said, "I am going to see Mr. Tener, the agent, who lives there, doesn't he?" "Oh, the new agent? Oh yes; I believe he's a very good man." "You don't expect to be 'boycotted' for going to the Castle, do you?"