Irish ImpressionsChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Irish Impressions
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
Ireland -- Civilization; Irish question
On the occasion I have mentioned, a most exhilarating evening at the
Arts Club, Mr Yeats asked me to open a debate at the Abbey Theatre,
defending property on its more purely political side. My opponent was
one of the ablest of the leaders of Liberty Hall, the famous stronghold
of Labour politics in Dublin; Mr Johnson, an Englishman like myself,
but one deservedly popular with the proletarian Irish. He made a most
admirable speech, to which I mean no disparagement when I say that I
think his personal popularity had even more weight than his personal
eloquence. My own argument was confined to the particular value of
small property as a weapon of militant democracy, and was based on the
idea that the citizen resisting injustice could find no substitute for
private property; for every other impersonal power, however democratic
in theory, must be bureaucratic in form. I said, as a flippant figure
of speech, that committing property to any officials, even guild
officials, was like having to leave one’s legs in the cloakroom along
with one’s stick or umbrella. The point is that a man may want his legs
at any minute, to kick a man or to dance with a lady; and recovering
them may be postponed by any hitch, from the loss of the ticket to
the criminal flight of the official. So in a social crisis, such as a
strike, a man must be ready to act without officials who may hamper
or betray him; and I asked whether many more strikes would not have
been successful, if each striker had owned so much as a kitchen garden
to help him to live. My opponent replied that he had always been in
favour of such a reserve of proletarian property, but preferred it
to be communal rather than individual; which seems to me to leave my
argument where it was; for what is communal must be official, unless
it is to be chaotic. Two minor jokes, somewhat at my expense, remain
in my memory; I appear to have caused some amusement by cutting a
pencil with a very large Spanish knife, which I value (as it happens)
as the gift of an Irish priest who is a friend of mine, and which may
therefore also be regarded as a symbolic weapon, a sort of sword of the
spirit. Whether the audience thought I was about to amputate my own
legs in illustration of my own metaphor, or that I was going to cut Mr
Johnson’s throat in fury at finding no reply to his arguments, I do
not know. The other thing which struck me as funny was an excellent
retort by Mr Johnson himself, who had said something about the waste
of property on guns, and who interrupted my remark that there would
never be a good revolution without guns, by humorously calling out,
‘Treason.’ As I told him afterwards, few scenes would be more artistic
than that of an Englishman, sent over to recruit for the British
army, being collared and given up to justice (or injustice) by a
Pacifist from Liberty Hall. But all throughout the proceedings I was
conscious, as I say, of a very real popular feeling supporting the mere
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