Irish Wonders: The Ghosts, Giants, Pooka, Demons, Leprechawns, Banshees, Fairies, Witches, Widows, Old Maids, and other Marvels of the Emerald Isle — John Shaqi
Irish Wonders: The Ghosts, Giants, Pooka, Demons, Leprechawns, Banshees, Fairies, Witches, Widows, Old Maids, and other Marvels of the Emerald IsleMcAnally, D. R. (David Russell)
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Irish Wonders: The Ghosts, Giants, Pooka, Demons, Leprechawns, Banshees, Fairies, Witches, Widows, Old Maids, and other Marvels of the Emerald Isle
"’Tis the Pooka’s Path they call it," said the car-man. "Phat’s the Pooka?
Well, that’s not aisy to say. It’s an avil sper’t that does be always in
mischief, but sure it niver does sarious harrum axceptin’ to thim that
desarves it, or thim that shpakes av it disrespictful. I never seen it,
Glory be to God, but there’s thim that has, and be the same token, they do
say that it looks like the finest black horse that iver wore shoes. But it
isn’t a horse at all at all, for no horse ’ud have eyes av fire, or be
breathin’ flames av blue wid a shmell o’ sulfur, savin’ yer presince, or a
shnort like thunder, and no mortial horse ’ud take the lapes it does, or
go as fur widout gettin’ tired. Sure when it give Tim O’Bryan the ride it
give him, it wint from Gort to Athlone wid wan jump, an’ the next it tuk
he was in Mullingyar, and the next was in Dublin, and back agin be way av
Kilkenny an’ Limerick, an’ niver turned a hair. How far is that? Faith I
dunno, but it’s a power av distance, an’ clane acrost Ireland an’ back. He
knew it was the Pooka bekase it shpake to him like a Christian mortial,
only it isn’t agrayble in its language an’ ’ull niver give ye a dacint
word afther ye’re on its back, an’ sometimes not before aither.
"Sure Dennis O’Rourke was afther comin’ home wan night, it was only a boy
I was, but I mind him tellin’ the shtory, an’ it was at a fair in Galway
he’d been. He’d been havin’ a sup, some says more, but whin he come to the
rath, and jist beyant where the fairies dance and ferninst the wall where
the polisman was shot last winther, he fell in the ditch, quite spint and
tired complately. It wasn’t the length as much as the wideness av the road
was in it, fur he was goin’ from wan side to the other an’ it was too much
fur him entirely. So he laid shtill fur a bit and thin thried fur to get
up, but his legs wor light and his head was heavy, an’ whin he attimpted
to get his feet an the road ’twas his head that was an it, bekase his legs
cudn’t balance it. Well, he laid there and was bet entirely, an’ while he
was studyin’ how he’d raise, he heard the throttin’ av a horse on the
road. ’’Tis meself ’ull get the lift now,’ says he, and laid waitin’, and
up comes the Pooka. Whin Dennis seen him, begob, he kivered his face wid
his hands and turned on the breast av him, and roared wid fright like a
bull.
[Illustration: Dennis and the Pooka]
"’Arrah thin, ye snakin’ blaggârd,’ says the Pooka, mighty short, ’lave
aff yer bawlin’ or I’ll kick ye to the ind av next week,’ says he to him.
"But Dennis was scairt, an’ bellered louder than afore, so the Pooka, wid
his hoof, give him a crack on the back that knocked the wind out av him.
"’Will ye lave aff,’ says the Pooka, ’or will I give ye another, ye
roarin’ dough-face?’
"Dennis left aff blubberin’ so the Pooka got his timper back.
"’Shtand up, ye guzzlin’ sarpint,’ says the Pooka, ’I’ll give ye a ride.’
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