Irish Wonders: The Ghosts, Giants, Pooka, Demons, Leprechawns, Banshees, Fairies, Witches, Widows, Old Maids, and other Marvels of the Emerald Isle — John Shaqi
Irish Wonders: The Ghosts, Giants, Pooka, Demons, Leprechawns, Banshees, Fairies, Witches, Widows, Old Maids, and other Marvels of the Emerald IsleMcAnally, D. R. (David Russell)
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Irish Wonders: The Ghosts, Giants, Pooka, Demons, Leprechawns, Banshees, Fairies, Witches, Widows, Old Maids, and other Marvels of the Emerald Isle
"Who was he? Faith, I niver saw him but the wan time, an’ thin I had only
a shot at him as he was turnin’ a corner, for it was as I was lavin’
Cormac’s chapel the time I wint to Cashel on a pinance, bekase av a little
throuble on me mind along av a pig that wasn’t mine, but got mixed wid
mine whin I was afther killin’ it. But, as I obsarved, it was only a shot
at him I had, for it wasn’t aften that he was seen in the daytime, but
done all his work in the night, an’ it isn’t me that ’ud be climbin’ the
Rock av Cashel afther the sun ’ud go to slape. Not that there’s avil
sper’ts there, for none that’s bad can set fut on that holy ground day or
night, but I’m not afther wantin’ to meet a sper’t av any kind, even if
it’s good, for how can ye tell about thim. Sure aven the blessed saints
have been desaved, an’ it’s not for a sinner like me to be settin’ up for
to know more than thimselves. But it was the long, bent body that he had,
like he’d a burdhen on his back, as they say, God be good to him, he had
on his sowl, an’ a thin, white face wid the hair an’ beard hangin’ about
it, an’ the great, blue eyes lookin’ out as if he was gazin’ on the other
worruld. No, I didn’t run down the rock, but I didn’t walk aither, but
jist bechuxt the two, wid a sharp eye round the corners that I passed. No
more do I belave there was harrum in him, but, God’s prisence be about us,
ye can’t tell.
"He was a man o’ Clare be the name av Paddy O’Sullivan, an’ lived on the
highway betune Crusheen an’ Ennis, an’ they do say that whin he was a lad,
there wasn’t a finer to be seen in the County; a tall, shtrappin’ young
felly wid an eye like a bay’net, an’ a fisht like a shmith, an’ the fut
an’ leg av him ’ud turn the hearts o’ half the wimmin in the parish. An’
they was all afther him, like they always do be whin a man is good
lookin’, sure I’ve had a little o’ that same exparience mesilf. Ye needn’t
shmile. I know me head has no more hair on it than an egg, an’ I think me
last tooth ’ull come out tomorrer, bad cess to the day, but they do say
that forty years ago, I cud have me pick av the gurruls, an’ mebbe they’re
mishtaken an’ mebbe not. But I was sayin’, the gurruls were afther Paddy
like rats afther chaze, an’ sorra a wan o’ thim but whin she spied him on
the road, ’ud shlip behind the hedge to shmooth her locks a bit an’ set
the shawl shtraight on her head. An’ whin there was a bit av a dance,
niver a boy ’ud get a chance till Paddy made his chice to dance wid, an’
sorra a good word the rest o’ the gurruls ’ud give that same. Och, the
tongues that wimmin have! Sure they’re sharper nor a draggin’s tooth.
Faith, I know that well too, for I married two o’ them an’ larned a deal
too afther doin’ it, an’ axin’ yer pardon, it’s my belafe that if min
knewn as much before marryin’ as afther, bedad, the owld maid population
’ud be greatly incrased.
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