"Saint Kevin riz up a-rubbin’ his head as fast as he cud an’ looked round an’ there sure enough was owld Satan himself standin’ there grinnin’ away wid the horrid mouth av him stratched from year to year, a-laughin’ at the fix the saint was in. Well, the minnit Saint Kevin set his two eyes an him, he knewn he had him, fur ye see, the ground was conshecrated, but the divil didn’t know it fur it was done wan time when he’d gone to Cork to attind a landlord’s convintion to raise the rints on a lot o’ shtarving tinants, that bein’ a favorite job wid him. If he’d knewn the ground was holy, he’d never dared to set fut an it, fur ye see, if ye can ketch the divil an holy ground where he’s no bizness, ye’ve got him fast an’ tight an’ can pull him in when ye plaze. But the saint wasn’t goin’ to give the owld desaver any show so he run at him an’ gripped him be the horns, the same as he was a goat, an’ threw him an the ground an’ tied his hands wid a pace av his own gown that he tore aff, an’ the divil, do phat he cud, wasn’t able to break loose. "’Now,’ says he, ’ye slatherin’, blood-suckin’, blaggârdin’ nagur, I’ll fix ye, ye owld hippypotaymus, so as ivery sowl in Ireland ’ull know ye where ever ye’re met.’ "So he rowled up his shlaves an’ shpit an his hands an’ fell to work. He onschrewed the divil’s left leg at the jint av the knee, an’ laid it an the grass. Then he tuk aff the cow’s right hind leg at the knee an’ laid that an the grass. Then he schrewed the owld cow’s leg an the divil’s knee, an’ the divil’s fut an the owld cow’s leg, an’ untied Satan an’ bid him git up. "’Now,’ says he to him, ’do you go at wanst, an’ I bid ye that when ye meet man or mortial, the foorst thing ye do is to show that fut that they know from the shtart who ye are. Now shtart, ye vagabone blaggârd av a shpalpeen, or I’ll kick the backbone shtrait up into the shkull o’ ye. Out!’ he says, flourishin’ his fut at him. "Well, the divil made a break fur to run, bekase he wanted no more benedictions from the toes o’ Saint Kevin, but not bein’ used to his new leg, the very foorst shtep he made wid it, it kicked out behind agin this shtone, that wasn’t a crass at all then, an’ made this hole that ye see, an’ Saint Kevin tuk the shtone an’ made a crass av it aftherwards. But the divil didn’t shtop at all when the leg wudn’t go fur him, fur he seen the blessed saint comin’, a-wavin’ his fut about, so he rowled over an’ over till he got to the wall, then made a shpring an it an’ out av sight like a ghost. [Illustration: "An’ so he’s lame, an’ must show his cloven fut"]