Is Shakespeare Dead?: From My AutobiographyTwain, Mark
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Is Shakespeare Dead?: From My Autobiography
Twain, Mark
Shakespeare, William, 1564-1616 -- Authorship -- Baconian theory
Once more. A race in the Pacific:
Our antagonist was in her best trim. Being clear of the point, the
breeze became stiff, and the royal-masts bent under our sails, but we
would not take them in until we saw three boys spring into the
rigging of the _California_; then they were all furled at once, but
with orders to our boys to stay aloft at the top-gallant mast-heads
and loose them again at the word. It was my duty to furl the
fore-royal; and while standing by to loose it again, I had a fine
view of the scene. From where I stood, the two vessels seemed
nothing but spars and sails, while their narrow decks, far below,
slanting over by the force of the wind aloft, appeared hardly capable
of supporting the great fabrics raised upon them. The _California_
was to windward of us, and had every advantage; yet, while the breeze
was stiff we held our own. As soon as it began to slacken she ranged
a little ahead, and the order was given to loose the royals. In an
instant the gaskets were off and the bunt dropped. "Sheet home the
fore-royal!"--"Weather sheet's home!"--"Lee sheet's home!"--"Hoist
away, sir!" is bawled from aloft. "Overhaul your clewlines!" shouts
the mate. "Aye-aye, sir, all clear!"--"Taut leech! belay! Well the
lee brace; haul taut to windward!" and the royals are set.
What would the captain of any sailing-vessel of our time say to that? He
would say, "The man that wrote that didn't learn his trade out of a book,
he has _been_ there!" But would this same captain be competent to sit in
judgment upon Shakespeare's seamanship--considering the changes in ships
and ship-talk that have necessarily taken place, unrecorded,
unremembered, and lost to history in the last three hundred years? It is
my conviction that Shakespeare's sailor-talk would be Choctaw to him.
For instance--from _The Tempest_:
_Master_. Boatswain!
_Boatswain_. Here, master; what cheer?
_Master_. Good, speak to the mariners: fall to't, yarely, or we run
ourselves to ground; bestir, bestir!
(_Enter mariners_.)
_Boatswain_. Heigh, my hearts! cheerly, cheerly, my hearts! yare,
yare! Take in the topsail. Tend to the master's whistle . . . Down
with the topmast! yare! lower, lower! Bring her to try wi' the main
course . . . Lay her a-hold, a-hold! Set her two courses. Off to
sea again; lay her off.
That will do, for the present; let us yare a little, now, for a change.
If a man should write a book and in it make one of his characters say,
"Here, devil, empty the quoins into the standing galley and the imposing
stone into the hell-box; assemble the comps around the frisket and let
them jeff for takes and be quick about it," I should recognize a mistake
or two in the phrasing, and would know that the writer was only a printer
theoretically, not practically.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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