London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Upper class -- Fiction
The same day he began his search, and was absent for several hours
without hopeful result. No one would set forth gaily upon such an
excursion, and to Kingcote the task was revolting; Mrs. Bolt was
so often met with, and so seldom any one capable of inspiring human
confidence. When he got back wearied, midway in the afternoon, Mary
was out. On the sitting-room table he found a rather dirty envelope
addressed to himself, but not closed; in it was a sheet of note-paper,
folded awry, whereon was written the account of moneys due, which he
had asked for. It was a remarkable document, alike in conception and
execution; badly written, worse spelt, frequently difficult to decipher
at all. However, the sum total at the end stood in plain enough figures:
one pound, sixteen shillings, and eightpence three farthings. There was
nothing alarming in this demand; the point which exacted attention was
the way in which the total was constructed. Beginning with a lump
sum, Mrs. Bolt debited her tenant in five days’ “attendance,” at three
shillings a day; the remainder of the charge consisted of innumerable
items of petty expenditure, each assigned to its day. It would be: “One
cup tee, 3d.; one basern brorth, 5d.; fetchin docter, 3d.; bread and
buter for childern, 3d.,” and so on. Kingcote at first regarded this
bill with disgust, then he was able to see the humorous side of the
situation, and broke into loud laughter. Mrs. Bolt, who had her ear at
the door, heard the laughter, and, attributing it to the smallness of
her demand, promised to “give it” her husband for having deemed further
extortion unadvisable.
Mary came in shortly, bringing several parcels; the exertion of walking
a very brief distance was too much for her strength, she sank on a chair
in exhaustion. Kingcote held the bill behind his back.
“You told me, I think,” he said, with a natural smile, “that Mrs. Bolt
had shown you great kindness the last few days, in doing little services
for you, and so on?”
“She has, really; I was ashamed to ask for so much.”
“To ask? Ah, then you agreed with her to give you regular service?”
“Oh, no,” she professed in surprise. “It was all her kindness; she
pressed it on me. She’s really kind-hearted when you’re in need.”
“Remarkably so,” said her brother, laughing again. “Pray glance your eye
over that.”
(Mrs. Bolt had crept to the door when she heard Mary enter; not a word
escaped her.)
Mary looked down each of the pages, her amazement increasing; at the end
she raised her eyes in indignation. Women always take small extortion
more seriously than men, and their sense of humour is generally
defective.
“Bernard! How _can_ she do such a thing? Oh, I should be ashamed!”
“No doubt you would, my dear sister; you and Mrs. Bolt are of somewhat
different clay.”
She began to contest items.
“No, no, we wont talk about it,” Kingcote said, taking the dirty paper
from her hands.
“You will pay it?”
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