Ishmael; Or, In the DepthsSouthworth, Emma Dorothy Eliza Nevitte
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Ishmael; Or, In the Depths
Southworth, Emma Dorothy Eliza Nevitte
Fiction
He had a high appreciation of himself, and also a deep veneration for
his superiors. And thus it happened that, when in the presence of his
betters, he maintained a certain sort of droll dignity in himself while
treating them with the utmost deference. He was faithful in his dealings
with his numerous employers, all of whom he looked upon as so many
helpless dependents under his protection, for whose well-being in
certain respects he was strictly responsible. So much for his character.
In circumstances he was a free man, living with his wife and children,
who were also free, in a small house on Mr. Brudenell's estate, and
supporting his family by such a very great variety of labor as had
earned for him the title of "Professor of Odd Jobs." It was young Herman
Brudenell, when a boy, who gave him this title, which, from its singular
appropriateness, stuck to him; for he could, as he expressed it himself,
"do anything as any other man could do." He could shoe a horse, doctor a
cow, mend a fence, make a boot, set a bone, fix a lock, draw a tooth,
roof a cabin, drive a carriage, put up a chimney, glaze a window, lay a
hearth, play a fiddle, or preach a sermon. He could do all these
things, and many others besides too numerous to mention, and he did do
them for the population of the whole neighborhood, who, having no
regular mechanics, gave this "Jack of all Trades" a plenty of work. This
universal usefulness won for him, as I said, the title of "Professor of
Odd Jobs." This was soon abbreviated to the simple "Professor," which
had a singular significance also when applied to one who, in addition to
all his other excellencies, believed himself to be pretty well posted up
in law, physic, and theology, upon either of which he would stop in his
work to hold forth to anyone who would listen.
Finally, there was another little peculiarity about the manner of the
professor. In his excessive agreeability he would always preface his
answer to any observation whatever with some sort of assent, such as
"yes, sir," or "yes, madam," right or wrong.
This morning the professor entered the presence of Mrs. Brudenell, hat
in hand, smiling and respectful.
"Well, Morris, who has brought you here this morning?" inquired the
lady.
"Yes, madam. I been thinkin' about you, and should a-been here 'fore
this to see after your affairs, on'y I had to go over to Colonel
Mervin's to give one of his horses a draught, and then to stop at the
colored, people's meetin' house to lead the exercises, and afterwards to
call at the Miss Worthses to mend Miss Hannah's loom and put a few new
spokes in Miss Nora's wheel. And so many people's been after me to do
jobs that I'm fairly torn to pieces among um. And it's 'Professor' here,
and 'Professor' there, and 'Professor' everywhere, till I think my
senses will leave me, ma'am."
"Then, if you are so busy why do you come here, Morris?" said Mrs.
Brudenell, who was far too dignified to give him his title.
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