“I am glad to hear that!” said the preacher, smiling. “No, I did not
see you. What is your other name, beside Joe? I could hardly call you
by that, could I?”
“Brazybone; Joe Brazybone. Sculpin Joe, the boys call me. They don’t
think Joe’s handsome, round here; but he’s got an uglier one to home,
he tells ’em. Ma’am Brazybone, she beats Joe, preacher, I tell you.”
“Your—your wife?” asked the preacher, hardly knowing what to say.
“Brother’s wife,” said Joe. “Widder, I should say. Brother died ten
year ago, effects of lookin’ at her too much. He was tender, Joe’s
tough. I hope to wear her out fust, lookin’ at me, but ther’s no
sayin’. There she is now, out searchin’ for me. Don’t you say a word,
preacher, don’t you say a word! She can’t see none too well, and I
ain’t goin’ in yet for a spell.”
He crouched down against the rock, and again seemed almost a part of
it. The preacher, half amused, half embarrassed, stood still, as a
woman came out of a tiny hut near by, and peered about her with angry,
short-sighted eyes. Mrs. Brazybone was a vast woman, with a face like
a comic nightmare, and a set of misfit features that might have been
picked up at a rag and bottle shop. Her hair was untidy, her dress
awry, and her little eyes gleamed with ill-humour. “Decidedly,” thought
the preacher, “Joe is right, and she is the worse of the two.”
“Joe Brazybone!” called the sister-in-law. “Joseph! you comin’ in to
dinner?”
There was no answer.
“Joe Brazybone, will you speak to me? I know you are there somewheres,
if I can’t see you. Now you come in, or you won’t get no dinner this
day. Skulkin’ round those rocks, as if you was a seal! I wish ’t you
was!”
She went into the house and shut the door with a bang.
“Is this wise?” asked the preacher, looking down at Joe, who was
shaking with silent laughter. “Why do you want to make her angry,
Joseph? and you will be hungry presently, if you are not now.”
“Joe cooks his own dinner, whenever he gets a chance, preacher. He’s a
good cook, Joe is, and Mother Brazybone ain’t, you see. She’ll go off
a-visitin’ pretty soon, and then Joe’ll get him some dinner. What was
you lookin’ for, preacher, when you come out here on my rocks? You was
lookin’ for some one, and it wasn’t Joe.”
“You are right,” said the preacher, “I saw a young girl in the hall,—or
rather, she stood outside, leaning in at the window,—whose face
interested me greatly. She disappeared before the service was over, and
I wondered if I might see her somewhere. I—I hardly know why I came
down here to look for her. She was a beautiful girl, about fourteen, I
should think, with long hair of a strange colour, and very brilliant
eyes.”
She paused, for Joe Brazybone was nodding and blinking with every
appearance of delight.
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