He was still searching painfully, when the sound of footsteps was heard
in the outer room. A suspicion darted into Joe’s mind, and clung there
like a snake. With shaking hands he put his treasures back in the
cupboard, heaping them carelessly, instead of ranging them in order, as
he loved to do. He turned the key, noticing for the first time what a
common pattern it was, and how easily any other key in the house might
fit the lock; then, putting it in his pocket, he went into the outer
room, closing the door behind him.
Mrs. Brazybone was standing with her back to him, taking off her
bonnet leisurely, and humming a psalm tune as she did so; she had
been at a “singing tea-party,” and had enjoyed herself immensely. Her
brother-in-law took her by the shoulders and whirled her round to face
him; his eyes were blazing, the muscles on his temples stood out like
brown cords, and his jaws worked for a moment before the words would
come.
“You—you—” he stammered, “you critter, you’ve got my ear-bobs! Who give
you leave to ransack my cupboard and take my joolery?”
For a moment Mrs. Brazybone was at a loss; but the next moment she
spoke, with good assurance.
“Was you thinkin’ of wearin’ ’em yourself, Joe? I’m sure I’d never
have tetched ’em, if I’d ha’ thought you wanted to put ’em in your own
handsome ears.”
“You critter!” said Joe again, shaking her great shoulders, till her
chin waggled to and fro. “Take them bobs out, hear? Ain’t you satisfied
with the rest of what you are, ’thout addin’ thief on to it? Will you
take ’em out, or shall I take ’em out for ye?”
Mrs. Brazybone thought rapidly; her eyes brightened for a moment with
lust of battle, but she felt Joe’s hands like iron on her shoulders,
and decided for peace. Her voice took on a tone of whining bluster.
“Well, Joseph Brazybone! if I ever thought to hear your brother’s
widder called a thief in _this_ world! Poor Jabez! I’m glad he ain’t
here; ’t would break his heart to hear me spoke so of.”
Joe snorted, but she saw no relenting in his eyes, so she began slowly
to take out the earrings.
“They’re terrible paltry bobs,” she said. “I should think you’d be glad
to see ’em worn by a respectable lady, Joseph, ’stead of takin’ on this
way!” and she sniffed, as she handed the precious ornaments to their
owner.
“Respectable!” roared Joe, who had kept an anxious silence while the
earrings were being removed, but with them safe in his hands now felt
that he could give the rein to his feelings.
“_You_ respectable, you half-fruz jelly-fish? You’ve never ben
_threatened_ with bein’ respectable! Don’t you be afraid, Mother
Brazybone, nobody’ll ever say that of ye! But now, see here! you let my
belongings alone, do ye hear? from henceforth now and forever, so help
ye; or I’ll trim yer ears to match yer nose, and then the hull island
’ud fly away in the air to get out of the sight of ye.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account