This anthromorphic deity of Abel Ah Yo thundering the modern
Hawaiian-English slang of _welakahao_ at the end of the world, is a fair
sample of the revivalist’s speech-tools of discourse. _Welakahao_ means
literally “hot iron.” It was coined in the Honolulu Iron-works by the
hundreds of Hawaiian men there employed, who meant by it “to hustle,” “to
get a move on,” the iron being hot meaning that the time had come to
strike.
“And the Lord cried ‘_Welakahao_,’ and the Day of Judgment began and was
over _wiki-wiki_” (quickly) “just like that; for Peter was a better
bookkeeper than any on the Waterhouse Trust Company Limited, and,
further, Peter’s books were true.”
Swiftly Abel Ah Yo divided the sheep from the goats, and hastened the
latter down into hell.
“And now,” he demanded, perforce his language on these pages being
properly Englished, “what is hell like? Oh, my friends, let me describe
to you, in a little way, what I have beheld with my own eyes on earth of
the possibilities of hell. I was a young man, a boy, and I was at Hilo.
Morning began with earthquakes. Throughout the day the mighty land
continued to shake and tremble, till strong men became seasick, and women
clung to trees to escape falling, and cattle were thrown down off their
feet. I beheld myself a young calf so thrown. A night of terror
indescribable followed. The land was in motion like a canoe in a Kona
gale. There was an infant crushed to death by its fond mother stepping
upon it whilst fleeing her falling house.
“The heavens were on fire above us. We read our Bibles by the light of
the heavens, and the print was fine, even for young eyes. Those
missionary Bibles were always too small of print. Forty miles away from
us, the heart of hell burst from the lofty mountains and gushed red-blood
of fire-melted rock toward the sea. With the heavens in vast
conflagration and the earth _hulaing_ beneath our feet, was a scene too
awful and too majestic to be enjoyed. We could think only of the thin
bubble-skin of earth between us and the everlasting lake of fire and
brimstone, and of God to whom we prayed to save us. There were earnest
and devout souls who there and then promised their pastors to give not
their shaved tithes, but five-tenths of their all to the church, if only
the Lord would let them live to contribute.
“Oh, my friends, God saved us. But first he showed us a foretaste of
that hell that will yawn for us on the last day, when he cries
‘_Welakahao_!’ in a voice of thunder. When the iron is hot! Think of
it! When the iron is hot for sinners!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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