I LENT a weary ear to old Kohokumu’s interminable chanting of the deeds
and adventures of Maui, the Promethean demi-god of Polynesia who fished
up dry land from ocean depths with hooks made fast to heaven, who lifted
up the sky whereunder previously men had gone on all-fours, not having
space to stand erect, and who made the sun with its sixteen snared legs
stand still and agree thereafter to traverse the sky more slowly—the sun
being evidently a trade unionist and believing in the six-hour day, while
Maui stood for the open shop and the twelve-hour day.
“Now this,” said Kohokumu, “is from Queen Lililuokalani’s own family
_mele_:
“Maui became restless and fought the sun
With a noose that he laid.
And winter won the sun,
And summer was won by Maui . . . ”
Born in the Islands myself, I knew the Hawaiian myths better than this
old fisherman, although I possessed not his memorization that enabled him
to recite them endless hours.
“And you believe all this?” I demanded in the sweet Hawaiian tongue.
“It was a long time ago,” he pondered. “I never saw Maui with my own
eyes. But all our old men from all the way back tell us these things, as
I, an old man, tell them to my sons and grandsons, who will tell them to
their sons and grandsons all the way ahead to come.”
“You believe,” I persisted, “that whopper of Maui roping the sun like a
wild steer, and that other whopper of heaving up the sky from off the
earth?”
“I am of little worth, and am not wise, O Lakana,” my fisherman made
answer. “Yet have I read the Hawaiian Bible the missionaries translated
to us, and there have I read that your Big Man of the Beginning made the
earth, and sky, and sun, and moon, and stars, and all manner of animals
from horses to cockroaches and from centipedes and mosquitoes to sea lice
and jellyfish, and man and woman, and everything, and all in six days.
Why, Maui didn’t do anything like that much. He didn’t _make_ anything.
He just put things in order, that was all, and it took him a long, long
time to make the improvements. And anyway, it is much easier and more
reasonable to believe the little whopper than the big whopper.”
And what could I reply? He had me on the matter of reasonableness.
Besides, my head ached. And the funny thing, as I admitted it to myself,
was that evolution teaches in no uncertain voice that man did run on
all-fours ere he came to walk upright, that astronomy states flatly that
the speed of the revolution of the earth on its axis has diminished
steadily, thus increasing the length of day, and that the seismologists
accept that all the islands of Hawaii were elevated from the ocean floor
by volcanic action.
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