Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
Lionel was often out of the way. He aspired to lead the life of a very
smart young man indeed. He confided to me that it was somewhat of a
mystery to him that in all the years he had been about town he had
only lately succeeded in getting into the particular set he desired to
mix with. He was a member of one or two extremely select clubs,
although the absolute holy of holies he could not enter, despite the
fact that Sir Anthony was still as far off Sibella as he had ever
been—at least, such was my impression. The infatuated baronet was
prepared to thrust Lionel down the throats of his most intimate
circle.
Sir Anthony might have a curious pronunciation of the Queen’s English,
which dispensed with final “g’s,” and clipped the majority of words in
an altogether surprising manner; he might wear checks which to a chess
enthusiast would at once have suggested a problem; he might have a
partiality for spats and white bowlers; he might even swear
occasionally in the presence of women, but in spite of all these
things he remained undeniably a gentleman; for being a gentleman has
nothing to do with grammar or morals. In time a street urchin may
acquire the one, and a Nonconformist parson may have the other, but
the fact of being a gentleman resides in the individual’s
consciousness. Therefore it is useless for those to whom public
companies and cheeses and cheap teas have stood for the goose with the
golden eggs to watch my lord’s peculiarities or the characteristics of
even plain John Brown, gentleman. They never can be gentlemen. Their
sons may. Their sons’ sons surely will be, but they themselves will
feel conscious that they are not the right article till their dying
day. They may be the best of fellows, the most upright of men, the
most polished of speakers, but they will hear it whispered behind
their backs every now and then that “Hang it all, the man’s not a
gentleman, you know!”
And I am convinced that had I, Israel Rank, been completely a
gentleman on both sides I could never have penned the above snobbish
paragraph. It is the reticence of gentlemen, and their lack of
statement of claim, that keeps up all the barriers and holds democracy
at bay.
Lionel Holland might have felt more secure if his father had sent him
to Eton and Oxford, which he could well have afforded to do, but to
old Mr. Holland these were almost mythical places. Lionel himself
spoke with characteristic unkindness of his father for not having done
so. He was, fortunately for himself, impervious to many slights and
snubs which would have driven a more self-respecting youth back into
his own circle.
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