Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
The first Saturday after the Gascoynes’ departure I went down to
Lincolnshire. It was an Indian summer, and as balmy as June. My
sensations were very different from those which the moral reader will
no doubt think ought to have animated the mind of a murderer. They
were entirely exhilarating and happy, and the pleasant Lincolnshire
landscape with the sunlit emerald of its far-stretching flats,
intersected by the glistening silver threads of canals, filled me with
the delight in Nature which only a thoroughly artificial mind can
feel. It may seem odd, but I was genuinely appealed to by the quaint,
brown barges with their gay notes of colour in green and red, the
trampling horses and the towing-line hauled taut, the jerseyed
helmsman alternately blowing at his pipe and whistling a tune. These
things I loved as much as the veriest Cockney artist let loose for the
first time among the joys of Nature with a sketch-book.
I was in a curious mood for one whose mission was death, and when I
caught sight of the tower of Lye Church above the stately elms which
were swaying in the fresh October breeze I felt almost sentimental. It
was not my intention to stay there, however, and I passed Lye Station
and alighted some three or four miles further on at a place called
Cumber. Here there was a very comfortable little inn, almost an hotel.
After dark I walked over to Lye, and hung round the comfortable
Rectory. Once I ventured a few paces on to the lawn, whence I could
see the Rector at dinner with his sister and niece. They appeared to
live prodigiously well, and it was very diverting to watch their
gestures and the process of mastication as they devoured something
they particularly liked, or to observe the Rector say something over
his shoulder to the butler, who immediately hurried forward to fill
his master’s glass.
I could not help reflecting that the silver candlesticks, the
gilt-framed pictures on the walls, the elaborate dishes, the
obsequious servants, were the appanage of one who had given a special
undertaking to imitate Christ and do His work by example. I was even
led into some no doubt highly foolish and irreverent reflections as to
which of us was the greater criminal—I, who at any rate told no lies
to myself, or this polished, good-natured hypocrite who had never
tested a single action by His teaching.
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