Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
The meal over, the ladies left the room. Apparently no social
convention was omitted in this house of spiritual direction. When the
butler had placed a box of cigars on the table, and filled his
master’s glass, he also withdrew, and the Reverend Henry lit a cigar,
and, leaning back in his chair, half closed his eyes in ecstatic
enjoyment. At this point a step scrunched on the gravel path, and then
there was a ring at the front-door bell. In another minute or two a
gentlemanly-looking curate was shown into the room. He was evidently
an embryo Reverend Henry, and he was cordially waved to a seat. From
the way he filled his glass and accepted the proffered cigar he was
none of your blue-ribboned, fasting weeds. Indeed, it is not to be
supposed that the comfortable Rector would have tolerated such an one
in his parish. On reflection, I think, perhaps, that I must admit to
being the greater criminal of the two, for he had the merit of being
unconscious.
Later, the Rector and his curate left the dining-room and passed into
the drawing-room, from which there had already proceeded the sounds of
a piano. A nocturne by Chopin came to an abrupt ending as the two men
entered. Tea was then brought in—the taking of tea instead of coffee
after dinner always seems to vouch for the respectability and
antiquity of a family, recalling the traditions of piquet and
spadille. The curate then warbled ‘The Message’ in a by no means
unfinished way. Mr. Gascoyne’s niece played his accompaniments, and
the two older people slept right through half a dozen of his
performances, only awaked by the percussion of a sudden silence.
This was all very entertaining, but was not helping me much, though it
was no doubt convenient to be acquainted with details of life at the
Rectory.
The next morning I again walked over to Lye, and wandered about the
churchyard during the service. This proceeding did not help me more
than my prowl of the previous evening had done.
Through a window I could see the interior of the church, the preacher
in the pulpit, and the glass at his right hand. I was coming to the
conclusion that poisoning the glass would be the only way, and the
idea received an unexpected impetus. Years before, when my great idea
had first taken possession of me, I had provided myself with digitalis
in powder form. Anxious to discover whether its effects remained, and
nervous of seeking the requisite information, I had bought a small dog
from a man in Piccadilly. It was a dog of no particular breed, with a
blue ribbon tied round its neck to suggest how eminently suited it was
to a boudoir existence. I had taken the little thing to Clapham—the
proceeding cost me a pang, for I am very fond of animals, and its eyes
were like Sibella’s—and had experimented, with the result that the
little creature was at this moment lying buried in the back garden. If
I could smear some of the powder on the glass before the Reverend
Henry mounted the pulpit I might accomplish my design.
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