Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
This was fortunate, but Mr. Voller had spoilt my plans.
I returned to London disconsolate. If there should be the least
suspicion that Mr. Voller had been poisoned things might become very
complicated. Although it was quite improbable that I should be
suspected, it would be too risky to attempt the same procedure again.
It was impossible not to be amused at poor Mr. Voller’s ill fortune.
When the humour of the affair got the better of my irritation I
laughed heartily.
I did not learn the result of the inquest for two or three weeks
afterwards. When I ventured into the neighbourhood again I was
intensely relieved to find that a verdict had been returned in
accordance with my expectations. Mr. Voller was a most respected
character, and the only people who might be expected to bear him a
grudge were the small boys who misbehaved themselves in church.
If it struck anyone to wonder what a half empty glass of water was
doing there they no doubt came to the conclusion that, feeling faint,
Mr. Voller had poured it out to drink.
It was now the Rector’s turn. I began to feel quite annoyed with the
old gentleman. He was giving me a great deal of trouble, whilst if he
had gone off at the right moment I should have been on the best of
terms with his memory. Things were made more difficult by Sibella, who
was a hard mistress to serve, and who took leave to suspect my reasons
for going out of town so constantly. She had had a strange instinct
about me from the moment she had surrendered. She vaguely felt that
something was wrong, although she had not the slightest idea where to
look for it. I was obliged to warn her that jealousy will fatigue
passion sooner or later.
It was late in November before I ventured again into the vicinity of
Lye. Armed with my small phial of digitalis I spent one or two
week-ends in the district without other results than a little more
private information about Mr. Gascoyne’s home life. It was the most
difficult case I had yet attempted. Nothing gave me any assistance.
One day I was chatting with the landlord of the inn when the Reverend
Gascoyne passed the window. It was about half-past four in the
afternoon, and I had presumably come over to the village to fish. As a
matter of fact, my nature is too fastidious for so brutal a sport. I
cannot bear to inflict suffering for mere pleasure, and I am quite
unable to understand the brutality and grossness of a nature that
delights in it.
I had been careful, however, to master its jargon, and there were two
or three shining specimens at the bottom of my basket to give evidence
of my prowess.
“There goes the parson,” I said, carelessly.
“Ah! ’e be going to take tea with old Mrs. Finucane.”
“Indeed?”
“Wet or fine, twice a week, ’e goes over and drinks a cup of tea with
’er, and reads to ’er for an hour or two. ’e be a good man, be the
parson.”
“Who’s old Mrs. Finucane?”
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