Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
I lingered about the churchyard. Mr. Voller was probably dusting the
litany and the Rector’s Bible, and setting such things as he had not
arranged over night in order. Presently the villagers began to pass
across the churchyard path. There was not much greeting interchanged
beyond a ‘good-morning’ or two. The gossiping came after the service.
I went into the church, and sat down in a secluded corner and waited
for the service to begin. Time went on, and there was no sign of the
Rector or curate. Presently the curate with a very white face emerged
from the vestry, and going up to a stout, comfortable woman in a front
pew spoke to her in a whisper, and they passed out of the west door
into the churchyard.
Suddenly a piercing shriek came through the window. The congregation
sprang to their feet. What on earth was the matter? Old Mr. Crabbs,
the solicitor, after gazing around hesitatingly for a few moments,
hurried out, followed at short intervals by the whole congregation. I
was one of the last, and was in time to see Mrs. Voller being led
through the wicket-gate at the end of the churchyard by the curate and
the Rector.
I quite saw what had happened. Most probably, from the mere instinct
of meddling, Mr. Voller had drunk out of the glass, and had as a
consequence departed on this pleasant Sunday morning for a better
land. By degrees the whole congregation, with many Sabbath-breakers
from the village street corners, were crowded round the vestry door.
“Annie, take your little brother and sister for a walk,” said one
lady, who was evidently bent on seeing as much of the fun as possible
herself.
“What has happened?” I asked of a bystander.
“They do say as Mr. Voller ’ave ’ad a fit and died, and the doctor be
examinin’ ’im now.”
In a few minutes an individual whom I took to be the doctor appeared
at the vestry door.
“Will some of you run and fetch a stretcher and help to carry him
home?”
“’e’s dead, then, doctor?”
“I am afraid so.”
“’ave ’e ’ad a fit?”
“Heart disease, I think,” answered the doctor, gravely.
Full of importance, several young men hastened off for the stretcher,
and in their hurry to oblige became jammed at the wicket-gate.
The whole thing was a very serious annoyance to me, and I walked off
across the fields in a high state of indignation with the departed Mr.
Voller.
That such a nobody should have been allowed to obstruct the workings
of a great policy was irritating. I only hoped that it would be a
lesson to Mr. Voller in his progress through the underworld to be less
inquisitive.
I grew more and more indignant with the shade of that estimable
gentleman as the day went on.
I walked over to Lye again in the evening, when the Rector preached a
sermon on the instability of human hopes. He alluded to the late Mr.
Voller with much feeling. From the gossip in the churchyard after
service I gathered that the doctor had quite made up his mind that
death was due to heart disease.
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