Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal — John Shaqi
Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
He came one day after school, and when we reached the house my mother
was already seated before the urn. There were flowers on the table,
and the linen was spotless. There was a silver teapot and sugar-basin
given to my mother by our lodger on the occasion of his having
completed two years’ residence in the house. His ingenuity in finding
occasions whereon it might be considered suitable to make my mother
and myself presents was quite remarkable. I was entrusted with the
task of calling him in the morning. Hence it became necessary for me
to have a watch, entirely, as he explained, to suit his convenience.
In the same way a piano arrived one day—our own had been sold at my
father’s death—and our lodger explained that it had been left to him
by a distant relation. I gazed at it longingly as it disappeared into
his sitting-room. After a day or two he said that he believed it would
be spoilt unless it were played upon, and asked me as a favour to do
so. Then, having come home once or twice as I was practising hard, he
declared almost irritably that it was inconvenient and that he really
thought considering the time he had been with us we might oblige him
by having it in our sitting-room, but that of course if my mother
objected there was nothing more to be said. He would have sold it had
it not been in his cousin’s house for so many years. Needless to
chronicle that the piano stood henceforward in our sitting-room. Our
suspicions were somewhat aroused when the man who came to tune it gave
as his opinion that the instrument could not be more than two years
old, if that; in fact, he should have said it was brand-new.
My mother was pleased for my sake that she was able to greet my friend
from behind a silver teapot and sugar-basin. I was secretly conscious
of the effect she produced on Grahame. He had, I am sure,
believed—despite all my assurances to the contrary—that my mother was
a Jewess, and he was not a little surprised to find a well-bred
Englishwoman with a reserved and quite distinguished manner. Tea being
over my mother kept us seated, whilst, almost unobserved, she placed
every article from the table on the tray. She was full of manœuvres
for minimising the bustle consequent on the want of a servant. I was
rather nervous of the moment when she would rise and bear forth the
tray. I had set her on such a pinnacle before my friend that I could
not bear that he should see her otherwise than enthroned. I was
painfully conscious that there is no snob like a boy. My mother,
however, had foreseen everything.
“Israel dear, Mr. Johnson has brought home a beautiful old Chinese
cabinet. I am sure Mr. Hallward would like to see it.”
Mr. Hallward—barely fifteen and a half and very flattered at being
referred to as Mr. Hallward—expressed himself as most anxious, and we
adjourned to the front room.
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