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Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
I went the length of presenting myself with a wedding-gift from the
imaginary Parsons family. It was the sort of thing which I did not
like doing. It is always difficult to say how active deception in
small things will end, and no wise criminal encumbers himself with a
number of petty deceptions. They clog his footsteps, and, besides, the
trifles of life should be used to build up a reputation for veracity
and good fellowship. It is limiting to play for small stakes. An
attention to detail is imperative, but the detail must be essential
and not superfluous. Still, considering that I had made so much of the
Parsons’ devotion to me, it would have looked strange if they had not
sent me something, even from Canada.
Chapter XXVI
I cannot quite decide whether it was the preparations and natural
excitement consequent on my marriage, or whether much success had made
me careless, but certain it was that I conducted my campaign against
Lord Gascoyne, the most delicate affair of all, with a lack of
forethought which candour compels me to admit has very justly brought
me to this place.
I believe it would have been better if I had dealt with him some time
before. Now I come to think the matter over, it would obviously have
been better to leave the Reverend Henry alive, and to have waited my
opportunity in the case of Lord Hammerton. I should then have appeared
so much further from the succession that suspicion would not have been
aroused.
In the first place, I was much too hasty in deciding on the means by
which I intended to remove Lord Gascoyne. To have decided on vulgar,
common-place poison at such a crisis was an error in judgment for
which there is really no excuse.
Miss Gascoyne and I were to spend a few days at Hammerton at the
conclusion of our honeymoon, and I chose that occasion for the
completion of my task. It would then be practically finished, for I
had no intention of getting rid of Mr. Gascoyne. A natural feeling of
gratitude towards so excellent a man was my first objection, and I did
not think there would be any necessity. I should not, I imagined, have
long to wait, and a few years in the position of heir would be by no
means unpleasant.
I was obliged to ask Lionel and Sibella to my wedding, but Sibella, I
was glad to find, had not the least intention of being present. She
made herself perfectly ill about it, and my one prayer was that she
might not become hysterical. Women in a state of hysteria do such
extraordinary things.
We were married somewhat quietly, considering all things. I don’t
think my wife ever looked more beautiful. Hers was too deep a nature
not to take so serious a thing as marriage somewhat sadly. The
service, to my mind, was a little cold. My taste for ritual was
Oriental, and I could have wished that my wife-elect had belonged to
the Roman communion in order that there might have been more
splendour. I should have been quite prepared to become a nominal child
of Rome had it been necessary.
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