Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
Each house had a little bow window which belonged to the drawing-room.
If these bow windows could have been removed and all the little
drawing-rooms placed, as it were, on exhibition they would have
presented an extraordinary likeness. There were the same three or four
saddle-bag chairs, the same saddle-bag sofa, the same little bamboo
occasional table, and the same little gilt mirror; all luxuries that
were rewarded, apparently, by their own virtue and a sense of their
own unique beauty, for it was seldom that their owners enjoyed them.
In the summer the blinds were kept down for fear the sun should spoil
the carpet, which it certainly would have done if it had been allowed
a fair field and no favour with the gaudy little stiff squares of
cheap Kidderminster. These front rooms, although infinitely the
largest and most convenient in the house, were never degraded to the
level of living rooms, however large the family. Sometimes in the
winter a fire was lighted on Sundays and the inhabitants sat round it,
but by Monday morning at breakfast time all traces of this revel had
disappeared, and the fire ornaments were back again, trailing their
gilded and tawdry finery over a highly polished grate, glittering out
on the darkened, frosty room, that suggested nothing so much as the
laying out of a corpse.
These chilly arcadias were the pride of their owners’ hearts, and if,
when about their household work, they heard the door of the sacred
apartment open they were immediately on the alert.
“Willie, what are you doing in the drawing-room?”
“Nuffin’, mama, I was only havin’ a look.”
“Then come out and shut the door immediately.”
Willie, old enough to be troublesome, but not old enough to go to
school, would do as he was bid, at the same time impressed by his
mother’s admonition with a sense of the splendour of the mansion in
which it was his privilege to dwell.
The family always lived in the smaller sitting-room—an apartment
rendered oblong by the exigencies of the staircase. These rooms were
invariably furnished, as were the drawing-rooms, with a depressing
similarity: two horse-hair arm chairs with the springs in a state of
collapse; six ordinary dining-room chairs to match; some framed
_Graphic_ Christmas numbers on the wall, an untidy bookcase, and the
flooring a waste of linoleum with a little oasis of moth-eaten rug
before the fire.
I mention these facts because the atmosphere of my childhood is
important in view of my after development.
It was on such an evening as I have described—at least, I am credibly
informed that it was so—that my father descended from his ’bus two or
three streets off, and, after threading his way through the
intervening maze of semi-detached villadom, entered the depressing
length of Ursula Grove.
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