Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal — John Shaqi
Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
I was hopelessly unfitted by temperament for the dreary, sordid life
of shabby suburbanism that lay before me. I dwell upon these facts
because I think they may serve to show that I was impelled by all the
forces of my nature to make some attempt to rescue myself by decisive
action from the mire in which it seemed only too probable I was
destined to wade all my life. Godfrey Twyneham, with the best
intentions in the world, and from motives of purest friendship,
succeeded in making our house at Clapham appear ten degrees more
shabby and my position in the City infinitely more humiliating. He
introduced me to his tailor, bootmaker, and hosier, and lo! I found
myself well dressed. I dined at his father’s house in a decent dress
suit, and was introduced to a circle of his friends who gave me a very
good time indeed. The Twynehams lived at Highgate, and I constantly
spent Saturday to Monday with them. I think my mother missed me, but
she never complained and seemed only too glad that I was enjoying
myself. I was compelled to invent some plausible excuse for being able
to afford clothes so very superior to anything I had been accustomed
to. I explained that Godfrey Twyneham had been able to put me in the
way of some private business and that he had introduced me to his
tailor, it being necessary that I should be well dressed in order to
follow up my opportunity. Godfrey was one of those good-natured souls
with no such strict principles as prevented his telling a small fib to
oblige a friend. My mother and he took to each other at once, and it
flattered my vanity not a little that he seemed to like coming to us
and sharing my humble tenement bedroom apparently as much as I liked
visiting their luxurious house at Highgate.
I think the only occasion on which I was tactless enough to cause him
to disapprove of me was when I began to apologise for the poorness of
our household. I think I detected the faintest suspicion of a scornful
surprise in his face as he said:
“I don’t think those things matter, do you, except to snobs?”
The rebuke was severe, but it did me good and I avoided such mistakes
afterwards.
Even now I recall with pleasure the look of astonishment on Sibella’s
face the Sunday afternoon I called at the Hallwards’ in my new finery.
I felt that I had reason to be satisfied with myself. I knew that I
could do justice to my clothes and that I need not fear comparison
even with Lionel Holland. In fact, his smartness invariably had
something of the dressed up shop boy about it, while I had reason to
believe that in spite of my half Semitic origin I conveyed an
impression of distinction. At least, Godfrey told me so, and I knew he
was to be relied on in such matters. The drawing-room was full of
people when I entered, and Sibella said in a confidential tone of
approval:
“You do look smart, Israel. You will make Lionel quite jealous.”
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