Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
The supper passed off pleasantly enough, and afterwards we took
hansoms and drove to my friend’s rooms. I escorted a chorus-girl from
the Frivolity, a particular friend of mine, with whom I was making
desperate attempts to keep on terms of intimacy. Our hansom broke
down, and my little friend, nervous and hysterical, fainted. I carried
her into the vestibule of a well-known club, where, with the aid of
brandy, she was brought round, and after ten minutes or so declared
that she had no intention of going home, but asked me to take her on
to join the others. We found them wondering what had happened to us,
and in the excitement of detailing the scene I did not notice that the
manner of the others had perceptibly changed towards me. As soon as I
detected a certain coolness I realised that Lionel Holland had been
saying something to my detriment. The women were especially distant,
and I know no class who can make a man feel so unpleasantly that he is
not wanted as the sort of female whom my host was entertaining. They
have a genius for being cruel to anyone who is going under, and after
all, it is not to be wondered at. They themselves have risked too much
to care about increasing the odds. In such a mood, however, they are
dangerous, for no considerations of breeding restrain them. My own
particular friend was taken out of the room by one of the other women,
and on her return I could see at once that she had had repeated to her
whatever Lionel Holland had said. Her manner became suddenly insolent
and aggressive, as if she felt that it was she who had been wronged.
Inwardly I quaked, for I knew what she was capable of.
She had taken more wine than was good for her, and was by no means
mistress of herself.
As usual, I was in charge of the piano, playing accompaniments for
anyone who would contribute a song and filling in myself with snatches
of music hall ditties, or florid pianoforte arrangements of the most
popular tunes of the day.
I had even successfully accompanied Lionel Holland, who had rather a
nice voice, and had managed with great skill and tact to put him in
high good humour with his performance. I was nervously conscious that
it was necessary for my own dignity to make the evening pass off
smoothly.
My little friend was then pressed to sing, and I hastened to join in
the request. Though she had an exceedingly pretty voice she was one of
those people who become vocally helpless if in any way under the
influence of alcohol. Her voice sounded weak and tremulous; she was
unable to keep to the right key, and, feeling that she was making an
exhibition of herself, lost her temper more and more at every bar. In
an absolute panic I did everything I could in order that her song
should pass off successfully, but to no purpose. She forgot her words,
and I ventured to prompt her, which seemed to irritate her the more.
To make matters worse the others laughed.
Suddenly she stopped and laughed too, an unpleasant laugh with little
mirth in it.
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